Repair shop with a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GwafaHAvi
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My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician

they're really moving up in the company.

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Why did the elevator repair tech want to get a new job?

He was tired of all the ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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I really like our local computer repair technician

Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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Shoe Repair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jethlog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I quit my job fixing controllers at the tv repair shop.

I wasn’t making remotely enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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My wife thought I couldnt repair our garden bench.

But I just nailed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Puns in shoe repair ad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasspyre
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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From a repair shop's yard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Don't try to repair a broken pen.

Cause it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietnam_redstoner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.

I’ve heard nothing since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do you have to do to become a member of the Golf Equipment Repair Association?

Join the club

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I'm going to create a repair company that fixes cars related in texting while driving incidents.

I'll name it Auto Correct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swampstax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...

but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeWunderY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair

It would be called Operation Pot Holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?

Because they don’t like it all denty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I worked at a vacuum repair shop

It sucked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJustAPhase666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Reddit doesn't like fence repair jokes

They're always reposts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his Job in Road Repair

But when I got home all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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She's beyond repair..

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said, β€œNo. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara1969
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Air conditioning repair man said he couldn't make it out today.

I said "it would be alot cooler if you did."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J2vin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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The repair shop didn't let me know when my car was fixed...

It was uncalled for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techcaleb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs

AUDIOS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Sweaty road repair crew in Warsaw:

Hot Poles filling pot holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwmillman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"

Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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A buddy of minp e said he would help me out on some repairs to a house.

He asked to borrow my cordless drill.When I handed it to him I said,"be gentle with him."He said"I will" I said,"I wasn't talking to you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My wife thought I should repair the holes in my old socks.

But they aren't worth a darn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crgk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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During summer, I told my air conditioning repair guy.

Sorry it's a little hot today. Our air conditioner is broken right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turkkyt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I took my mom to the computer hardware repair store.

It didn't take much time to make my mother bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MenacingBanjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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How do collision repair shops meet new customers?

By accident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Did you hear about the dog that repairs speakers?

He specializes in woofers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajohn555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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A new roof is always the cheapest home home repair.

It's on the house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkphibre
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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On Call Landscape Repair...

Fescue rescue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augusta_Wynd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I will repair your tire...

For a flat rate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Me and my dad walked into a clock repair store today smelt something funny asked my dad what that smell was.

"Smells like a waste of time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyhi2001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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I will repair your broken air guitars for free!

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginolard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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I was going to start an airplane repair business

But I’m not a good mechanic, so it never took off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgytoast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Shoe Repair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonohigh1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Had to repair the drain today imgur.com/TUDBTLI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nelson_Pancakes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2016
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Auto Repair Shop Is Very Punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trimountaine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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Overwatch pun: What do you call a blue-skinned sniper who repairs glass?

Windowmaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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What do you call a minister that does shoe repair?

Preach Cobbler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revell23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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You know who repairs atoms?

Quantum Mechanics

My dad just shared this with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASD_Project
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2016
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Took my car to a local dent repair specialist...

I asked him how he got into it and he said by accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfzastrow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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I was going to stop at the break repair shop,

But I couldn't.

edit: ah crap, I mean "brake shop". Now this is even more broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Have you heard the joke about the robot that repairs elevators?

It works on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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A great name for an auto body repair shop that specializes in fixing hail damage would be "The Dentist"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dataxpress
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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Shoe repair!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpturtles
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2013
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My grandpa says he's going in the door repair business.

He read in the paper that all the businesses will have busted doors tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyoly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2015
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who can repair my trousers' zip quickly?

Taylor Swift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_moment_please
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2016
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Ya know what? this sub can use some repairs.

http://imgur.com/a/4ZWsf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chumbawamba56
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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So how do you like your job as an elevator repair man?

I hear it has it's ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2014
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How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?

with a pumpkin patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4hm3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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The shoe repair store is going out of business.

They soled all their shoes.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? (X-Jokes)

To get some soles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZedSC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdiggles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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