So I took my phone to this shady repair shop

Apparently someone β€˜stole’ my battery overnight; so she gave my phone back to me, free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One-Angry-Goose
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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A cat walked into a tech repair shop.

Told the clerk his mouse died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanotard
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I gave my bike a new name after it came back from the bell repair shop

It has a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justin_unsilenced
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.

After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickRocktopus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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TV repair during the pandemic has been pretty easy.

It’s mostly remote work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?

Its axle rose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poobutt42069
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Life is tough being an elevator repair technician.

Business is up and down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisualEyez33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?

Scart issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulfneck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Shoe Repair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jethlog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore

I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician

they're really moving up in the company.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Repair shop with a sense of humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GwafaHAvi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?

I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why did the elevator repair tech want to get a new job?

He was tired of all the ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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My wife thought I couldnt repair our garden bench.

But I just nailed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I really like our local computer repair technician

Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I quit my job fixing controllers at the tv repair shop.

I wasn’t making remotely enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Puns in shoe repair ad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasspyre
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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From a repair shop's yard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as you’d ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.

He had run out of gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gointobeathell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Don't try to repair a broken pen.

Cause it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietnam_redstoner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do you have to do to become a member of the Golf Equipment Repair Association?

Join the club

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair

It would be called Operation Pot Holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...

but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeWunderY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?

Because they don’t like it all denty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his Job in Road Repair

But when I got home all the signs were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Reddit doesn't like fence repair jokes

They're always reposts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiWizrius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I worked at a vacuum repair shop

It sucked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJustAPhase666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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She's beyond repair..

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said, β€œNo. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara1969
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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How do collision repair shops meet new customers?

By accident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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The repair shop didn't let me know when my car was fixed...

It was uncalled for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techcaleb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Air conditioning repair man said he couldn't make it out today.

I said "it would be alot cooler if you did."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J2vin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MenacingBanjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs

AUDIOS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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A new roof is always the cheapest home home repair.

It's on the house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkphibre
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"

Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Sweaty road repair crew in Warsaw:

Hot Poles filling pot holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwmillman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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A buddy of minp e said he would help me out on some repairs to a house.

He asked to borrow my cordless drill.When I handed it to him I said,"be gentle with him."He said"I will" I said,"I wasn't talking to you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I took my mom to the computer hardware repair store.

It didn't take much time to make my mother bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Shoe Repair
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonohigh1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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I will repair your broken air guitars for free!

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginolard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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My wife thought I should repair the holes in my old socks.

But they aren't worth a darn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crgk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Did you hear about the dog that repairs speakers?

He specializes in woofers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajohn555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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On Call Landscape Repair...

Fescue rescue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augusta_Wynd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.

I’ve heard nothing since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdiggles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:

I've heard nothing since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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