The hip hop elevator repairman fixed the lift.

He threw down on the up and up, yo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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A cable repairman was on our street today and asked what time it is.

I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Have you heard about the TV repairman's marriage?

The reception was excellent

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I always wanted to be a watch repairman

But I could never find the time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkeletalOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I’m the repairman for the paper currency machine.

My job doesn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Changed careers to a watch repairman...

now I work around the clock. πŸ˜‹

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joblessidiot420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why did the new disability centre hire a repairman?

To fix the blinds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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People ask me how I like being an elevator repairman

It has its ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobutternoparm
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,

It’s often a tankless profession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WagonsNeedLoveToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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AC repairman doesn't have the parts for our system

It would be a lot cooler if he did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewtadros
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My job as an escalator repairman has its ups and downs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Were you there when the tv repairman got married?

The reception was excellent!

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?

It’s not cool until he arrives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Too bad what happened to the new telephone line repairman...

Poor guy got suspended on his first day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribunal_Power
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Got dadjoked by a watch repairman

I went in to get a new battery for my watch and while he was working we were making smalltalk. I mentioned that I just got back from doing study abroad in Ireland, and he asked:

"Which one?"

Took me a second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcnassau
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman.

Your clients are never cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulGRice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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Waiting for the appliance repairman

My husband is a professional dadjoke, ask the kids. This morning we are stuck at home waiting for the dryer repairman to come "sometime between 9 and 5". Husband suggestion, lets go have sex, then either he will come or we will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/longleglady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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Dad joked the copy machine repairman at work..

Copy machine repairman walked into work and here's how it went down.

CM Repairman:I'm here to fix the copy machine

Me:Copy that good buddy!

He groaned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullinception
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Cable repairman was on my street and asked what time it was.

I told him it’s between 8am and 1pm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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