What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnEvilSunBro
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What did the janitor call the tools he didn't trust?

SUSpplies

(courtesy of my 9 y. o. )

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/802Keys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2021
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How warm is a janitors closet?

Broom temperature.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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How do janitors scare people?

They jump out of the closet and yell, "Supplies!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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My son and his co-worker are janitors who moved in together.

They’re broommates who sweep together.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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What do you call a janitor that gets stoned ?

High maintenance

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.

I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Indigo_Samurott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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Did you hear about the janitor who became president?

He wanted to make sweeping changes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wimple007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2020
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What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?

Jacques Custodian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bridgeonjames
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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There’s this really out of touch old janitor that works at my office building.

At least he’s an ok broomer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2020
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Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?

They proposed some sweeping changes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kmh4321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2020
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Janitors
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hidden_sensei
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2019
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My company just hired a new janitor.

We're expecting sweeping changes across the organization.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2020
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I had a job as a janitor...

when I was a bored teenager. I just mopped around all day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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What does a janitor and a car have in common

They both go broom broom

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sly4578
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2019
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Props to the school janitor for always dealing with your crap
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsEmeraldd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2019
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Why was the janitor fired?

He was sweeping on the job

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ebonydarknessdementi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?

Dereliction of doodie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2019
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Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise?

They call it the power clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2019
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A movie about Janitors impressed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2019
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Why was the janitor fired after he developed insomnia and a speech impediment?

He couldn't sweep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Feddny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2019
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The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.

I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2018
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Why did the teacher go out with the janitor?

Because she knew he could sweep her off her feet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/euclid0472
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2019
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What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/josephwb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tabeh0udai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rezw4n
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MatzeDaBoss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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The janitor jumped out of the closet and yelled

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarvelousMartin1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her

I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of his closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sauceyFella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2020
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What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LilPaycheck69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2019
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What did the janitor say when he popped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utility closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2019
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What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jsphjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T1ppy86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/it-bones-for-thee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2019
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What’s similar between a janitor and a car?

They both go β€œbroom broom.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IOnlyPlayAsWildCard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peanutbutter_n_jenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2019
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How warm is a Janitor's closet?

Broom Temperature.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boofus_dooberry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet

Supplies!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tfreeokc97oklahoman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2018
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Janitor lady asked me if I wanted to smoke pot with her, but I had to turn her down.

I don't like high maintenance women

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kahlessandro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2018
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benlovesjax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2017
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What does a janitor say when he jumps out of a closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_augustine_m
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HenrysTestiesRbad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2018
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PelagiusSeptimIII
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2018
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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