What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What do you call a janitor that gets stoned ?
How do janitors scare people?
They jump out of the closet and yell, "Supplies!!"
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
Did you hear about the janitor who became president?
He wanted to make sweeping changes.
What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?
Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?
They proposed some sweeping changes.
There’s this really out of touch old janitor that works at my office building.
At least he’s an ok broomer.
My company just hired a new janitor.
We're expecting sweeping changes across the organization.
I had a job as a janitor...
when I was a bored teenager. I just mopped around all day.
What’s similar between a janitor and a car?
They both go “broom broom.”
Props to the school janitor for always dealing with your crap
Why was the janitor fired?
He was sweeping on the job
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
How warm is a Janitor's closet?
Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise?
They call it the power clean.
A movie about Janitors impressed critics.
Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
Why was the janitor fired after he developed insomnia and a speech impediment?
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
Why did the teacher go out with the janitor?
Because she knew he could sweep her off her feet.
I heard the Hoover Dam is cutting back on janitors due to budget cuts.
The floors have been much cleaner since we hired the new janitor
He must have made sweeping reforms
As a janitor, I make sure to tell people there's always broom for improvement
The janitor was so obsessed with cleanliness he went insane. So they sent him to a...
After 30 years bent over his broom, a Janitor was sure he had arthritis. After confirming this, his doctor asked how he knew.
"Oh, It was just a hunch."
I hate it when people say janitors are all dumbasses
It's such a sweeping generalisation.
Why was the janitor always in the bathroom?
Saw the janitor cleaning the bathroom
Janitor was focused on cleaning the bathroom, thought i popped in to say hello before leaving work:
Me: Hey whats' up... (apparently this startled him)
Him: man, you scared the shit out of me
Me: good thing you're already in the bathroom
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2 friends who work as Janitors at a Target meet up after hours
They talked for a few hours while cleaning the store, and find a few isles that are way beyond "dirty". They decided to have a match. Whoever finishes their half of the area is deemed best janitor. Before they started, one of them scoffs and says, "I'ma wipe the floor with you"
Janitors are all terrible people.
I'm sorry. That's a sweeping generalization.
Dad joked the janitor at my new job
I was in the elevator with the janitor, who was cleaning the glass inside the elevator.
I looked at her and said "I bet this job has it's ups and downs"
She didn't even chuckle :(
My grandpa: "I had to get a background check for a janitor job today"
"But don't worry, my record was squeaky clean"
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Janitor lady asked me if I wanted to smoke pot with her, but I had to turn her down.
I don't like high maintenance women
What does a janitor say when he jumps out of a closet?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A movie about janitors wowed critics.
Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
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