It's pretty bear bones, now.
It was okay, he assured me that it would beehave
...Guess you could say the zoo keeper got bamboozled!
He sure does enjoy giving freebees
It was a freebie.
.. Aww mane, no fur!
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
A zoo-kini
She works at the zoo.
Because his teammate is a little Messi
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
The seller said, “Oh, that last one is a freebee!”
..are log keepers
She was wearing massive gloves
“Yeahh mate no problem it’s bread in captivity”
Brewed Tea is in the eye of the Bee Holder
Encrypted
She really enjoys playing soccer on the weekends.
GF was telling me about her Chinese friend May, and how she got her name. GF - "She's named May as that is the month she was born in" Me - "Whats her brother called?" GF - "Wayne. I guess it was raining when he was born."
https://imgur.com/a/JBPDX
We planned on going to this really cool mexican restaurant in town but she was running late.
Me: How long are you gonna be?
Her: Almost done, just have to blow-dry my hair.
Me: Well blow-dry all of them, WE GOTTA GO!
she chuckled but it could just be from her plotting my "accidental" death in her head.
His colleagues are calling him the avant-gardener
I love the Orlando Magic and she told me she was going to get a me a hat.
Went over to her house and she handed me a top hat and said here's your magic hat.
My girlfriend and I were arguing this morning.
The kind of argument where only one of us is upset and the other thinks its hilarious.
To taunt me, she asked "How mad are you"?
I tried being tough when I replied "soooo mad right now".
With a grin she asks "like super mad"?
Not seeing the trap before me I respond "Yes, I am super mad"!
This backfired horribly as she proceeded to take the towel on her head and tie it around her neck as a cape. Then she ran circles in the kitchen with her arms extended, pretending to fly yelling "You're a bird! You're a plane! Youuuuuuuu're SUPER MAAAD!"
Pretty sure she forgot I was even there.
She wins this round.
Me: "I have a cut on my forehead and I don't know why."
Wife: "Probably because you cut it."
"My dad returned his Christmas gift from me because the phone case was too slippery. He needs to get a grip."
Conversation via text. Wife-to-be: "The power just cut out. Looks like it cut out for the whole block" Me: "Maybe someone drove into a transformer" Her: "I hope it was a decepticon"
We fly out for the honeymoon tomorrow and she asked if the airline was the one we pick our seats. I told her that it was but you can't pick the pilot's seat. She responded with "well maybe if he had a wedgie you could pick it."
She is definitely a keeper.
