I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...

Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Murrian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/man_without_wax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2019
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This screen protector is in cracking shape!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gam1ngChair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2019
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Son to Dad: I desperately need some pocket protectors

Dad to Son: Yeah, you and Russell Wilson both

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ideomattic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2019
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I think the pocket protector is underrated

It's near and dear to my heart

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2018
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The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.

It was a worst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acemask
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2018
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Protector of words

If it was possible to be a protector of the spoke pun, i would be the worden

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_can_pun_anything
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2014
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WARNING! Your PC isn't protected and you are susceptible to Trojans!

Download GREEK Protector today!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpongeWTF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2020
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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AllieBallie22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2020
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What do you call a bodyguard for System of a Down?

A Serj protector.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tahlwyn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2015
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