A list of puns related to "Protective"
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
I shutter to think of the cost
I picked it up and started caressing it with my hand making crooning noises.
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Just feeling the wonderful curves of your booty.
...but he was afraid he'd get a knob of butter.
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I'm at a loss for wards.
Because otherwise you need hearing aids
.....cheesy pick up lines will become dad jokes.
Bubble rap
A wind-shield
I said βyes they are.β
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Assguard.
She'd Mascarpone.
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Well, not anymore but that used to be the case
So when I was younger, me and a couple of friends went on a little trip to the beach. We had a lot of fun there swimming around, making a campfire, all that jazz. Some of us wanted to build sandcastles and get em as high as we could so we could pretend we were knights protecting them.
So some kids started running around being annoying and destroying the sand castles and it got to the point where one of my friends got so protective of his castle, he started punching anyone who even got close. You know how kids are, the other ones got closer and were like βwe arent even touching it, calm down!β but he wasnt having any of that so he drew a line in the sand and said βif you step over this line, i WILL punch you..β
that was the punch line >insert finger guns<
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
I'm in the 'Fitness Protection Programme '
Because now she had aunty bodies around her.
Go for the juggler.
So you don't get mermaids.
You don't want to catch D-VD
VPNna
So I had it placed in protective custardy
Switch to Heineken.
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
And through it all, he offered me protection...
Its called the iLid
When she arrived at the zoo she went to see her manager and asked what she should do, the manager told her to first go feed the sharks, so she went off to feed them. Whilst she was shovelling the food into the pool a shark jumped out of the water and tried to bite her, as a reflex she hit the shark with the spade and the shark died. Worried about losing her job this soon the woman started brainstorming what to do, eventually she decided to feed the dead shark to the lions thereby removing all evidence and so that is what she did. Shaken but glad she had avoided detection the women went back to see her manager and asked if there was anything else that needed doing, she was told to go and clean out the monkey cage.. So off the woman went with a wheelbarrow and shovel to clean out the cage, as she was shovelling the poop into the barrow a monkey jumped down from the tree towards her! As a reflex reaction the women smashed the monkey with the spade and it lay dead. Thankfully she knew just what to do and so she threw the monkey into the lion cage. Shaken and ready to go home by now, the women went to see if there were any final jobs that needed doing: she was tasked with collecting the honey from the bees. So she got changed into her protective gear however she forgot to tuck in the back of her shirt so when it came to doing the bees, one particularly large bee came and stung her right on the behind! The woman screamed and started whacking the bees until many lay dead. By now she didnβt even have to think.. she collected the dead bees and threw them in the lion cage before going home for a quiet evening.
The next day there was a new lion in the lion cage. The new lion said to the other lions βso whatβs the food like here??β The other lions responded...
βActually itβs quite good. Yesterday we had FISH, CHIMPS and MUSHY BEES!β
Which witch would watch which watch?
He thought he was supposed to protect and swerve.
This is sound advice.
Turns out it failed to protect you from harmful rays.
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