A list of puns related to "Preservative"
along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.
Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.
Gator-aid.
cuz its a jam
It was my entire life savings,
Whenever a song comes on, Iβll hold up a jar and say, βThis is my jam!β
You volunteer at a museum and they put you in a display case.
Soon, artefacts may just become a thing of the past.
He says it's his currant jam.
Preservative
The process is jarring
But I can!
It's what he would've wanted.
Theyβre really pressing their luck.
Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!
Doctor said it was jammed
Its jarring
With laminate.
It's my jam these days.
It's a slow jam.
And I was like yeah, that's totally my jam
That's my jam.
All the other paintball players started freaking out thoughβ¦
However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.
After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.
They decided to Pump Up The Jam.
It was jammed.
Casualdehyde
I suppose you could say my life is in ruins
They were in mint condition.
Someone would ask me for a recommendation. Then I'd grab a jar from a shelf and say "This one right here is my jam."
A jellycatessen
We're having a jam session.
That way they will be preserved, because everyone loves Keanu reeves!
I call it canned laughter.
EDIT: Whoops I meant to type preserving
Food preservation is my jam.
Back a few decades, I was working in a program with a local college in the Middle East.
The name of the program for ExPats has the clever acronym of "IDEA" (hey, I said it was clever); which stands for "Inter-Departmental Educational Adjunct". It's interdepartmental because my particular specialty not only covers field geology but also paleontology and a bit of archeology thrown in for good measure. Everyone hopes to have a good IDEA...
ahem...
Well, we saddle up and head for the Dune Sea out in the west of the country, where the Precambrian, Cambrian, Silurian, Cretaceous, Pliocene, Pleistocene, and Holocene crop out and access is relatively easy and non-injurious.
Well, we caravan out, some 30 Land Cruisers, Nissan patrol, and the odd Mitsubishi Galloper strong. We all get our maps, compasses and split up into 5 or 6 special interest groups ("SIG's"); where each IDEA has his own GPS and LIDAR laser ranging apparatus. Reason being, that there are very few benchmarks out in the desert, and even those are constantly at the mercy of the shifting and ever-blowing sands.
Since we're split into groups and at any one time, ranging up to and including some 50 km2, when a real find is located, a device called the "DIME" (Digital-Interface Monitor Encoder) is attached and programmed into the GPS for location later; it is a digital sort of low-frequency transponder, developed from technology used by offshore drillers and jacket setters where benchmarks are even more transitory.
The way it works is rather simple. When something is to be marked for later retrieval, a series of wooden posts are pounded in a triangular manner around the find and the DIME is set, programmed with the GPS and attached to one or more of the posts.
That's the theory, at least.
Everything works well, especially all the hardened electronics and computer gizmos, but attaching the DIME to the stakes is the real problem. It can't be nailed, screwed or fastened with any sort of metal contrivance as that farkles the magnetic field and causes all sorts of goofy spurious signals. Zip ties don't last long in the heat and duct tape is right out. Many sites have been lost to the shifting sands this way.
Velcro doesn't work too well, as the sand fills the hooks of the receiving piece of velcro and soon renders it useless. String or fishing line work, but that's temporary (they melt). Glue or mastic are out as these are supposed to be temporary. Even plastic sleeves don't work due to the heat out
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I'd say she got what she preserved.
"We can do peanut butter with either peach preserves or honey," I told her.
"Honey, please!"
"That's fine," I thought, "the peach preserves are my jam anyway."
My friend said he wanted the squirt gun that shoots jelly from the island of misfit toys. I told him it would probably jam a lot and asked him if it was standard issue for the US Army Preserves.
....you lamb-inate it....
They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.
It was my entire life savings.
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