Be careful what you ask for
Be careful of dating a tennis player
Love means nothing to them.
My son said, “I accidentally put ketchup in my eye. I should have been more careful.”
I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”
After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
I am always careful in my backyard
Because some trees are nuts.
If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,
Be careful around coffins in China.
We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we don’t get crushed by Roof Street
Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.
Be careful: if you keep making these terrible puns...
...you could get be charged with 'assault with a dad-ly weapon'.
Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
Rick Astley will never give it to you, so be careful.
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
Be very careful out on the streets...
Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won
Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...
... It certainly was an in tents period.
Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.
Be careful on the road, my friends!
If you get in an accident and need to see a lawyer about it, just be careful..
They'll add consult to injury
Soory bad editing.But be careful guys.
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...
Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?
It's easy to get carried away.
You gotta be careful around warehouses.
Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.
Why are cacti so careful?
They don't want to be pricks.
Be careful of stairs...
They always seem like they’re up to something.
Careful reading of labels is so important...
I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.
Careful with that book son
Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.
You never know when someone might jack it.
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
I changed my password to “Careful Baggage Handler” for my login account.
It said it is supposed to be case sensitive.
Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,
You might get tinsel-itus
What do you call a careful wolf ?
I heard the ticks are really bad this year. If you go outside, be careful...
Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.
I told my Granddaughter be careful with that Chinese take out soup it’s heavy-
Be careful to not burst your bubble.
Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot.
You: No worries. I'm not really attracted to plates.
Bee careful. One of them bytes.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery
Be careful around stairs...
They’re always up to something 🤨
What do you call a careful wolf?
What do you call a careful wolf?
What do you call a careful wolf?
Be careful with stairs.
You never know what they are up to.
What do you call a careful wolf?
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