Be careful what you ask for
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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You should be careful when you have a window of opportunity.

They're a pane to replace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic_null
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Be careful of dating a tennis player

Love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nekronous
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My son said, β€œI accidentally put ketchup in my eye. I should have been more careful.”

I said, β€œThat’s Heinz sight for you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.

I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestateofflow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I am always careful in my backyard

Because some trees are nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,

It would be a nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kathegaara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Be careful around coffins in China.

They could be dead Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we don’t get crushed by Roof Street

Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levainletlive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Be careful: if you keep making these terrible puns...

...you could get be charged with 'assault with a dad-ly weapon'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?

He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.

Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Rick Astley will never give it to you, so be careful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spelan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGFreshmeatlover
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Be very careful out on the streets...

Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...

... It certainly was an in tents period.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.

It's deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Be careful on the road, my friends!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eijensama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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If you get in an accident and need to see a lawyer about it, just be careful..

They'll add consult to injury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Soory bad editing.But be careful guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crzyphoton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...

It’s a real racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi-Im-new-at-this
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?

It's easy to get carried away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Why are cacti so careful?

They don't want to be pricks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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You gotta be careful around warehouses.

Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NightSkye0174
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Be careful of stairs...

They always seem like they’re up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Be careful, it’s sharp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicht-deutsch
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Careful reading of labels is so important...

I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Careful with that book son

It’s full of B’s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haxiomic
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits

I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.

You never know when someone might jack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

It’s the start of a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I changed my password to β€œCareful Baggage Handler” for my login account.

It said it is supposed to be case sensitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call a careful wolf ?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,

You might get tinsel-itus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I heard the ticks are really bad this year. If you go outside, be careful...

Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brave_fellow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I told my Granddaughter be careful with that Chinese take out soup it’s heavy-

It’s Won-Ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boipaul27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Be careful to not burst your bubble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardelol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot.

You: No worries. I'm not really attracted to plates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Bee careful. One of them bytes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose

He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Be careful around stairs...

They’re always up to something 🀨

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a careful wolf?

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Be careful with stairs.

You never know what they are up to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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