Not sure if OP was going for a pun
Sure elevators can be uplifting
But sometimes they just get me down 😔
Not sure if any bunnies were involved...
And I’m sure he felt the burn too!
I'm not sure I am that hungry
I always make sure to say “Mucho” when around my Spanish speaking friends.
I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.
Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.
How did the Romans make sure they nailed Jesus to the cross in exactly the right place?
they drilled a Pilate hole.
I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money
Not sure if my girlfriend knows any geography ...
I wanted to do the dishes and wasn’t sure where I put the dish soap.
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First one says "boy it sure is hot in here."
The other yells, "Oh my god! It's a talking muffin!"
Sure, I drink brake fluid
How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?
He gave him 2 test tickles
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals good.
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
Swimming with sharks sure is expensive...
It cost me an arm and a leg
I'm not sure when my plane will get here
It's pretty up in the air right now
I've been wearing this mask for so long, I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get rid of it.
I'll make sure to control my anger next time
I try to make sure I have the noisiest rifle when I go hunting.
It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.
Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
I'm pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.
It's always jammin', mahn.
I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, “Can you describe the symptoms?” I replied, "Sure..."
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
I’m not sure why people refer to women’s privates as a flower
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
Where ever my dad is right now I'm sure he's looking down at me
He's not dead or anything, just very condescending.
How can you be sure you want to buy a particular style of stool?
Found this one in the wild, wanted to make sure it got properly appreciated
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/lo7cl2/oc_what_countries_in_the_americas_call_their_main/go5w84r/?context=4
My dad (67) just sent this to me. It's literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I'm sure.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?
Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....
Sure the cow jumped over the moon! You would jump too!
That man’s hands were COLD...
My wife asked if I wanted wine with dinner. I said sure. She said, do you want a stem or stemless glass?
"Doesn't matter to me, I am bi-stemual".
Absolute silence.
I just bought a new treadmill today and I’m not sure how to process this monumental purchase.
I guess I’ll take it one step at a time.
My mother is much smaller than me. I'm not sure how tall she is...
...But I know she's the minimum height.
If i could, I’d make sure everyone had a dolphin.
Because everybody needs a porpoise to their life
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
How do you make sure your drug deals remain perfectly neutral?
You drop acid and touch base!
“Can you help me with the curtains? I need to make sure the carpet matches the drapes.”
And THAT is a sexual in-your-window!
I am nor sure my sister knows any geography...
Sure, I drink brake fluid.
Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
Are you sure you know what gaslighting means?
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