I've never trusted stairs.
They're always up to something.
My grandpa trusted no one. He even had a favourite saying about it.
Why can’t atoms be trusted?
Because they make up everything.
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.
Scissors cannot be trusted
I trusted my acupuncturist.
Then he stabbed me in the back.
Clydesdales are the least trusted of all horses.
So says the most recent Gallop Poll.
Shoe stores can't be trusted
Something is always afoot there
I have never trusted trees....
An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I was proud.
Never trust people who sketch facial composites for police reports.
Don't trust your digestive system...
I don't trust the owls at Machu Pichu...
I reckon they are all Inca hoots.
Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.
Don’t trust people that create acupuncture,
You shouldn't trust artists
Dad: I really don’t trust these trees
Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kinda…. shady
Never trust friction.
It will always work against you.
Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
What did the janitor call the tools he didn't trust?
SUSpplies
(courtesy of my 9 y. o. )
Ughh..don't trust 'em stairs, they're always up to something
My friend didn't trust the surgeon with no limbs
I said "don't worry, he's armless"
I’m starting to lose trust in the cross eyed girl I’m dating.
I think she’s seeing other people on the side.
What do you call paper you can’t trust?
I don't trust elevators
There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.
I’ve never trusted stairs
They’re always up to something
I've never trusted stairs.
They're always up to something.
My dad trusted no one. He even had a favourite saying about it.
I never trusted stairs
They were always up to something
I never in my life have trusted Stairs
They were always up to something!
My father trusted no one. Even had a great saying about it.
I've never trusted stairs...
they're always up to something.
Why can’t an Atom be trusted?
Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms at all?
Because they make up everything.
I don’t trust stairs
They’re always up to something.
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something or they always let you down.
Don’t trust people that do acupuncture ...
Why can’t you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
I don’t trust stairs...
^(because they’re always up to something.)
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
I don't trust what atoms say...
I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?
Because they’re always up to something!
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
"I don't trust stairs."
"They're always up to something."
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
Why can’t you trust an Atom?
I don’t trust stairs
They’re always up to something
Why can you never trust atoms?
I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
I don’t trust stairs.
Their always up to something.
I don’t trust stairs
They are always up to something
I don't trust stairs
They are always up to something.
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
I dont trust stairs
They are always up to something
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