Need Hope puns!
So I have this friend who I call Hope (which she finds annoying btw) so I want to tell her hope puns to annoy her. Please help, you're my only hope
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?
A Bison.
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
I know he means well.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
Whizdom
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.
Then it goes downhill fast.
I hope you haven't seen this before, but it needs to be reposted.
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?
He’s an imi-tater...
I hope when they're older all the coronials
Will refer to themselves as quaran-teens
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
I hope not to let everyone down
True story. Wife was cooking dinner and says you know what's odd?
With out hesitation I say: the number 7?
Never did find out what else was odd
A piece I just finished working on, hope you all like it :)
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
I hope I never lose my hearing.
It would be ear replaceable.
The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
Man, 2020 is rough. But I have a little bit of hope for you.
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My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?
A jolly rancher
