Need Hope puns!

So I have this friend who I call Hope (which she finds annoying btw) so I want to tell her hope puns to annoy her. Please help, you're my only hope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sole_rey
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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SocialPerformer
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal

I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpthomacePrime
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I hope he said Tank you later xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
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This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixel_bat
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Personally I hope for sour cream and onion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
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Hope this clasifies as a pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
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Let's hope this isnt corny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PictoGags
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Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lococlyde
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I sure hope it isn't
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic_eric2
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Facebook loved this one by MC-Dino, he hopes Reddit does same...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mbs3
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I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElTamagotchi
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I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenPenner
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I hope this is not a bed pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurisucx
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I hope this *sparked* some joy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaybeDuck
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Hope this pun doesn't put you on hedge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drnelk
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I hope you find this as Amoosing as I do...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cforbes1015
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MC-Dino hopes the Reddit crowd gets him... πŸ₯Ί
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I hope this goes VIRAL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZMZMFTW
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I hope no one has a beef with this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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Hope I'm not being mean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thk_
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I hope they don't write a book about Billie Eilish.

The book will be so boring, we already know that she's the bad guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSad
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I really hope mailmen don’t start getting the Coronavirus

They’re really good carriers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danceswithshrews
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I hope you like my senior pictures.

Cause the people at the retirement home did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I do hope she added enough stamps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatardrummer
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Interactions are low, Hope is high, here's a suprise butt supply.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsw21
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I hope you got the point of this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickyBoy537
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I really hope this whole COVID-19 thing gets cleared up before tick season

Because then we’d have corona with Lyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sw24rexx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Well, you'd hope so
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AisianToenail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Simple OC Punny video I made. Hope you enjoy v.redd.it/n7exd07afz841
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_andrew_a
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I hope I’m alive in 48 years...

So I can ask on 2/4/68 who do we appreciate??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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When I die, I hope to go quietly in my sleep. Like my grandfather. ...

... Not on fire and screaming like everyone else on the bus he was driving.

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I hope they can A-Ford a replacement
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I hope you are grateful for this post
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I hope this is the right sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bosasa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I hope my home-baked breadsticks turn out okay.

Fingers crust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradFromCorporate
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I hope coronavirus doesn't spread through sex.

Coz i dont wanna be the only person left alive here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabbybaddy9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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A mathematical dadjoke, hope you like this.

A pie without 3.14159265359 is just a 2.7182818284. Have a good day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siddharth_7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Let’s all hope no countries are unfortunate enough to lose their monarchs.

We don’t want an entire coronation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplodedToast
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Hope they release the album
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πŸ‘€︎ u/klarcacariaga
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I hope she doesnt break up w me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chaosoneby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I just saw a AAA battery-delivery truck run a red light. Hope he doesn't get charged.
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Hope my "Mr T" mask stops Coronavirus, they were all sold out of "Face" masks.

GTF bot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
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First post, hope it fits.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innerneck1
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Hope everyone has a great time tonight at your owl watching parties!

I hear they are all going to be superb!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benacor
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I booked a table for Valentines night tonight and I just hope it goes better than last year.

We were there for about 20 minutes before my wife even potted a red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
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I hope you like it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JGiesbrecht
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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My first pun on here. I really hope it takes off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
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Hope nobody made it yet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rupsimrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I hope this joke doesn't fall flat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyWordsmith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Made my day, hope this isn't a repost.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luke9835
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I hope your not as delighted...

Just the other day my neighbors were delighted when they realized someone stole all of their light-bulbs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveThyLoki
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I hope you’re happy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tw1ch1e
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I hope they don't get mugged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diablosis89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Hope they don't get tired.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarv1s69
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I sure hope it doesn’t rain tonight on Halloween...

That will certainly dampen the spirits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benschmedium
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a scandal.

Elongate would really stretch on.

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I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.

I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abridgetooclose
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I really hope my new glasses work out tomorrow.

I’d really like to see 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leyline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I hope Elon Musk doesn't become involved in a scandal ...

ElonGate would be really drawn out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I enjoyed this. I hope you do too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachy-rose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I hope this is not a repost
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauljrtz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfamousChibi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Not a dad, and I hope this isn't a bad one!

Say, a certain age demographic has a fascination with pandas fighting in boxing rings. If a movie studio takes note of this and shoves an unrelated, random panda-in-a-boxing-ring scene in their movie, would it be seen as...

Pande-ring?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VZmatthews
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Hope you all find this post intireresting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dickau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Someone asked if I were the black man that makes the "Hope" brand of vegetables.

I replied, "Yes, I can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Hope this counts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchingfire3HG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My friend didn’t appreciate it, but I hope that you guys will
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What does every dental student hope for?

A fluoride scholarship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWhat4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I shouted into the canyon in hopes of hearing my echo.

It was a resounding success.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Hope this doesn’t sour our relationship.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaBaronDV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopfler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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I couldn't make the pun in proper English, hope someone will still enjoy it though
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I hope nobody posted this already...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I hope you like it

Why don’t crabs give money to charity? Because they are shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Hope you all will appreciate this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alyfish126
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I hope it belongs here. reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I hope Death is a woman

That way it will never come for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinemassacress
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I thought I should share it here. I hope no one has already...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megustaelpan2189
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Stick to your principals - I thought this one up last night. Hope you like it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Dark joke for you. Hope you enjoy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoliathGamez
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I hope this makes you hoppier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Hope this hasn’t been done before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phleekk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Pun war! The topic is food. If you have a pun comment it. I hope this will turnip good.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Potato12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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My first necromancy, hope I did well!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacquarianTaco1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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r/woodworking? Um yeah I sure hope it does. reddit.com/r/woodworking/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/melonwheel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I hope Elon Musk does not get involved in any major scandal.

Because Elon-gate will go on forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Do Your Wurst. Food Pun Haters, The Yolk's On You (I hope this is allowed) npr.org/sections/thesalt/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KermitMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on Reddit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
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