Hopeful most will get this
I was hopeful that my dad would return because I was told dads were like boomerangs
But then I remembered that I didn't throw my dad at a 20-degree angle
My girlfriend got asked on a date, but the hopeful player fell flat.
Need Hope puns!
So I have this friend who I call Hope (which she finds annoying btw) so I want to tell her hope puns to annoy her. Please help, you're my only hope
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Hopefully atleast this meme works
Once again I've entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town, this year I'm just hoping..
..that I can pull it off.
I do punny art 😉 Hope you guys like them.
What a breadful incident! Seriously dough, I hope they get batter soon.
Hope that this hasn't been posted before.
My son said he hopes for my cake day I get what's coming to me...
I told him, "that's Karma"
I hope everyone's having a...
I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.
Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.
I hope this one isn’t too cheesy
I hope I get reincarnated as an animal.
I’d like to have an otter body experience at least once.
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"
A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"
"Very SHADY things."
It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
Going out on a limb here hoping this is not a repost
I hope this quarantine end soon.
I'm sick and tired of telling inside jokes.
I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..
I had a sheer hope that they’ll get it
Mom here but hope you like it. Why do skeletons stay calm?
Nothing gets under their skin
An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .
But I know he means well.
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal….
Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
Hopefully they left a paper trail
A Tibetan bull walks into a bar, hoping to pull off a swindle.
The bartender looks at him and says, “You must be here for a cognac.”
Hope that job doesn’t suck
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
I hope I didn't burger this one up!
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I hope it doesn't get sticky again...
Told my wife that every time I cook rice I get separation anxiety.
She facepalmed and sighed and at that moment I thought this might be a worthy contribution to the subreddit.
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.
“Photobomb!” No pun intended.
Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
My sister had a baby, she hopes it’ll save the relationship...
But I still don’t talk to her
What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?
Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
I hope he said Tank you later xD
I hope you haven't seen this before, but it needs to be reposted.
Did you know if you and your buddy fart at the same time it makes you Egyptian?
Because you have a Tutankhamun.
Note:I thought of this today I really hope the joke lands.
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
I have been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building.
I hope it's not terminal.
I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
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