Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
Me: “I don’t know, I wasn’t listening”
Dino-SARS
A genie-ologist.
...but then my life would be meetingless.
Pine
Taken from fb
It's just water under the fridge.
but I’m knot
Hindsight is 2020
It was his vinyl request.
It was a real groundbreaking invention
I would be a malty millionaire by now.
They make cents when you think about it.
Then he could be named Broda.
So we could call them Breakfast Epiphanies
The ones I know are too crappie.
It was a gloomy day for a funeral. The widow weeped quietly in the front row. A distinguished gentleman approached her and said "Ma'am, I'm so sorry for your loss. Would you mind if I said a word?" "Please do", she replied. He stands, straightens his tie, and says "Plethora." Then he sits down. "Thank you," she said.
"That means a lot."
The mailman responded with, "And a good afternoon to you, Femalewoman!"
That’s a lot of pressure.
but it's growing on me.
Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”
“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.
“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.
“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”
“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”
“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”
“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.
And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
Ummm... let me see...
He wishes he was a millionaire, too.
So I could have twice as many dad jokes.
.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
Genie: what is your 2nd wish rich.
Genue: weurd but alrught.
Suit yourself
Pretty sure it’s Monday
It was either to have an enormous penis or a fantastic memory, if only I could recall my response
I thought “well that’s unfortunate”
...that would be Nice.
‘cause being it everyday is just really sad.
Steve: "I wish I was rich."
Genie: "What’s your second wish, Rich?"
That’s a lot of pressure.
That’s a lot of pressure.
