Naive Puns

Dad: It's not a real word.

Cheery Bowel Syndrome

Angry Bowel Syndrome

Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)

The list is endless and frightening

“Hey, a train just went by!”

“How do you know daddy?”

“Because its tracks are still here!”

A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

and I told my boys to get ready, there was a 100% chance of son showers.

They both looked up the clear sky and told me I was wrong. Naive boys...

As a young, naive child, I asked my dad what I would get for Christmas. He said, "Close your eyes and tell me what you see." I said "nothing" , totally oblivious to the impending, scorching punch line. "that's what you're getting."

I work in a grocery store. My boss was stocking some shelves near me with drinks. He looks over to me and says "Do you know what state has the smallest beverages?"

I naively respond with "no".

"Mini soda."

Every time there is a discussion about food or diets.

Boss: I'm on a seafood diet.
Naive Co-worker: How does that work
Boss: Every time I see food, I have to eat it.

Dad: Yeah your brother [insert generic boys name X] did that once

Young naive me: I don't have a brother name X...

Dad: Well yeah not anymore!