What do you call an Ignorant Piece of Toast

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carcival
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What do you call an ignorant duck?

"Je ne sais quack!"

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What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation

WHO?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hetchem994
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My ignorant boss didn't know what serotonin is...

...so I told him that it was my friend Sarah training at the gym.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShinigamiDady
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I’m living willfully ignorant...

Whatever that means.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moosesurgeon12
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What do you say to ignorant hicks? imgur.com/j5YnyaI
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dhalsimballskin
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theskyguyuk
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I keep begging my wife to wear pretty dresses, but she just ignores me.

I guess she wears the pants in the relationship.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LOLDrDroo
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My dog just ignores me when I call him...

Ever since he got that phone, he acts like he doesn't need ne anymore.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?

Because he was Ostrich-sized

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JPHFanEdits
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My daughter is learning how to write numbers...

She said to my wife, β€œMommy, I don’t remember how to do a 2.”

So I yelled out, β€œYou just sit on the potty and push!”

They both ignored me. So now you all get to appreciate my joke instead.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pottercron
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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...

"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...

"They become brain-dad!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign

he was above it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crypt-lord
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Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me

It's like I'm transparent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yanaytsabary
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

... why are you ignoring me?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Viperclutch101
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If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Octopus-Pawn
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I'm sad it got ignored.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uncoded_decimal
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Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weirdgroovynerd
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Anatomical Ignorance /r/Jokes/comments/ecred2/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RpGTGEoD
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Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?

True story.

My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/millia13
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My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils

I think he's ricist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/falgony
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I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reborn0608
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Dad: Why did the elephant climb the maple tree?

Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).

Dad: To eat some cherries.

Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.

Dad: He brought his own.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RipKipley
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What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?

DracEULA.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chivalrybean
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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/p0tatochip
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. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beej2000
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What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TugBoatAugust
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ?

I don't know and I don't care

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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People keep asking me what's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy

I don't know, and I don't care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkittishRodney
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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don’t know, don’t care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hshark215
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Seeyalaterelevator
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know

And, I don't care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rare_Breed721
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XerXer716
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What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HXCg4m3r
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I neither know, nor care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Frankly, I don't know, and I don't care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MelkorHimself
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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DanOfAllTrades80
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