What do you call an Ignorant Piece of Toast
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
What do you call an ignorant duck?
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οΈ Oct 09 2020
What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation
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οΈ Mar 04 2020
My ignorant boss didn't know what serotonin is...
...so I told him that it was my friend Sarah training at the gym.
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οΈ Aug 26 2019
Iβm living willfully ignorant...
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οΈ Sep 17 2019
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οΈ Mar 02 2017
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I donβt know and I donβt care.
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οΈ Apr 26 2021
I keep begging my wife to wear pretty dresses, but she just ignores me.
I guess she wears the pants in the relationship.
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οΈ Feb 27 2021
My dog just ignores me when I call him...
Ever since he got that phone, he acts like he doesn't need ne anymore.
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οΈ Mar 05 2021
Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?
Because he was Ostrich-sized
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
My daughter is learning how to write numbers...
She said to my wife, βMommy, I donβt remember how to do a 2.β
So I yelled out, βYou just sit on the potty and push!β
They both ignored me. So now you all get to appreciate my joke instead.
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οΈ May 18 2021
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
Letβs just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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οΈ Feb 02 2020
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries werenβt actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
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οΈ Aug 20 2020
I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
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οΈ Aug 04 2020
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
... why are you ignoring me?
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οΈ May 09 2021
If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
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οΈ Mar 27 2020
I'm sad it got ignored.
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οΈ Jul 18 2019
Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...
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οΈ May 01 2020
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οΈ Dec 19 2019
Why did my son use wool on his minecraft airfield runway?
True story.
My son was excitedly telling us about his minecraft airfield that he was building, and he explained that, among many other details that my brain ignored, he made the runway out of wool. Other son asked why. I was very excited to tell him that it was because asphalt was expensive, and wool was sheep.
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οΈ Feb 21 2021
My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils
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οΈ Mar 19 2020
I get ignored so much, might as well be called terms and conditions
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οΈ Nov 02 2019
Dad: Why did the elephant climb the maple tree?
Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).
Dad: To eat some cherries.
Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.
Dad: He brought his own.
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?
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οΈ Oct 29 2015
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I don't know and I don't care
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οΈ Jan 26 2021
. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
Whatβs the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I donβt know and I donβt care.
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ?
I don't know and I don't care
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οΈ Aug 05 2020
People keep asking me what's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy
I don't know, and I don't care.
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
Whatβs the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Donβt know, donβt care.
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οΈ May 21 2020
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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οΈ Nov 12 2019
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care
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οΈ May 06 2020
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know
And, I don't care.
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οΈ Apr 16 2020
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care
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οΈ Mar 02 2020
Whatβs the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I donβt know and I donβt care.
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οΈ Nov 28 2019
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I neither know, nor care.
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οΈ Oct 01 2019
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Frankly, I don't know, and I don't care.
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οΈ Jan 30 2019
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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οΈ Oct 31 2019
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care.
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οΈ Aug 31 2019
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