Illiterate Puns

A list of puns related to "Illiterate"

Have you heard the one about the illiterate witch?

She can't spell.

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👤︎ u/kikasphalt
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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What did the illiterate guy say when he saw a religious referee on a morning jog?

A Ref runned!

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👤︎ u/Schwanz_Hintern64
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why are pirates so illiterate?

Because they spend years at C

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👤︎ u/NoahZilla730
📅︎ May 17 2019
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People in a crowded hall were all exhaling in a competition to see who could exhale the longest. The most illiterate one butted in, saying;

“Sighs doesn’t matter, guys!”

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👤︎ u/Chedderchees
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Did you hear about the tunnel that makes you illiterate?

Don’t read too much into it.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Illiterate comedian

Have you heard the story about the illiterate comedian!

He couldn’t read the room.

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👤︎ u/SongStitcher
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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What do you call an illiterate Mexican?

A 100 word essay

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👤︎ u/Psycho_Hobbit
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

None. Based on the preponderance of evidence, the general consensus among historians is that most pirates were illiterate.

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👤︎ u/SkyDweller-Entropist
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Dad-joked by my pregnant wife.

I was talking with a friend in a group Hangout, and my wife piped in with an excellent one.

Me: Y'all are nuts
Friend: I'm what, mate?
Me: Illiterate, apparently. Pretty sure that was plain English.
Friend: "Y'all" is debatable in regards to "plain English"
Wife: Well, yaw is part of plane English...

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👤︎ u/V13Axel
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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My Dad to a telemarketer selling magazine subscriptions...

No thanks, we're all illiterate.

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👤︎ u/HiggeldyPiggeldyPop
📅︎ Nov 24 2014
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