Unemployed Puns

They can get a job in any field.

Unfortunately, none of them work.

Sadly, they never work.

Bob

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.

Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."

Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.

Doctor: "But this is $500..."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

but I couldn’t find one that worked.

I’ve got nothing to hide

but none of them worked...

At least I have a porpoise.

They have done a few takes, but none worked

They are not making any scents 👃🏼

Me to friend: "Hey is your washing machine working?"

Friend: "Yeah"

Me: "Darn, this economy is so unfair that your washing machine can work but I can't"

Friend: groan

In doors.

#StayHome

Jobless

Because, at this point in his life, he didn't want to be, a dependent Claus.

But they don't work

Nobody’s fool.

Because they're unkoalified

Her: But how many letters?

Me: Zero.

When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.

but unfortunately none of them work.

but none of them work

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but none of them work.

But none of them seem to work

but none of them work

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They just don't work.

But none of them work!!

None of them work

I’ve got nothing to hide.

But none of them work.

but none of them seem to work.

but none of them work

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But none of them work

Sadly, none of them work.

But none of them work.

Too bad none of them work.

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But I know they won't work.

But none of them work.

But none of them work .

But none of them seem to work.

They just don’t work.