What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?

If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I tried making up a joke about unemployment...

...but it just didn't work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vin135mm
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I have tons of unemployment jokes

None of them work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenman2359
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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All week I’ve been trying to think of unemployment jokes....

....they don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommunityShower
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I have a bunch of unemployment jokes

But they never work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Have you heard the joke about unemployment

Nevermind, i dont think its going to work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420Rain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.

They just want to like, dye.

(OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazy-Potential
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Seeing such high unemployment rate, I thought of making a joke about unemployed people

but none of them worked...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Do you wanna hear a joke about unemployment?

Ehh, nevermind. Doesn't work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigfatyeetacus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Working at the unemployment office sucks.

If you lose your job you still have to come in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I was about to tell a joke about unemployment

but it needs some work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAccountofBrian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I've been trying to come up with jokes about unemployment

But non of them work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Did you hear? The unemployment rate among doritos tacos is higher than other tacos!

Apparently one in three was fired last year.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I'm currently between jobs. My dad comes home and tells me that unemployment isn't working.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Power0fCheese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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So I was investigating /r/unemployment to see if it was a thing...

...and my partner goes "are you sure it's working?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Man_Flute
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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The worst thing about being fired from the unemployment office

Is that you have go back the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I have a lot of unemployment jokes

But none of them work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supreme_Herb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I have a lottt of unemployment jokes...

...but none of them work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish-Emotional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I have tons of unemployment jokes.

I'd tell you one but none of them work

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I know a lot of jokes about unemployment

The only thing is none of them work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_84
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I was going to make a joke about unemployment....but non of them work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I have A LOT of unemployment jokes.

But none of them work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwrx345
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What’s the worst part of working for the department of unemployment?

When you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero_ben
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I was trying to think of a joke about unemployment

... but I couldn't think of a way to make it work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesejacket
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I have a lot of unemployment jokes

But none of them work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skol_vkings
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I have some unemployment jokes to share with you...

...but none of them work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seems_legit_man
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why aren't unemployment jokes funny?

They just don't work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devinh313
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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I used to know a lot of unemployment jokes

unfortunately, none of them worked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upparoom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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