How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
King Midas could single handedly cause inflation.
1.99, but 6.99 when adjusted for inflation.
Inflation is hitting hard!
Inflation has really taken its toll..
Rapper 51 Cent got the bad end of the deal
Have you heard about all the inflation on farms these days?
The chickens keep going "Buck Fifty Buck Fifty Buck Fifty!"
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...
That’s inflation for you!
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
Why are new tires so expensive?
A lot of it is inflation.
My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
I still have the inflatable santa from last year at the front of the house.
I didn't want to let it down.
I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
A better name for an inflatable sex doll is “whore in a drawer”
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?
Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my car’s tires.
Dad looked at me, shrugged and said “Inflation.”
What does an inflated tire say when it gets excited?
Why did the balloon cost $100?
The recruiter asked why I inflated my GPA on my resume. I said I had low-grade amnesia.
What do you call the offspring of a tire inflator?
I was seeing a Dutch girl once who had an obsession with inflatable shoes.
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
How do you get an inflatable man to do something daring?
The price of my air mattress went up this year.
Automatic inflation is great!
Son, your daddy's going to be home soon. The prison ran out of metal furniture so they assigned me to a cell with with an inflatable bed.
It's an air-rested development.
Why are balloons so expensive?
The prices keep going up due to inflation
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?
Have you heard about how the world is apparently running out of helium?
All lies, just fed to us by the big ballon and helium companies to inflate their prices.
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?