I bought a boat half price...
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.
For this price? What a steal.
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.
It's called artificial scare-city
Always verify the price of your pie.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
I bought a new hammer for a cheap price
I really nailed it this time
My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
You guys ever see the price of diapers?
The price of my air mattress went up this year.
Automatic inflation is great!
Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off
If the price of oil futures goes any deeper, it will hit oil.
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
I saw today that peanuts have soared in price and Beer nuts are insanely expensive!
Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.
It was discounted at the second hand store.
When I saw the price of the audiobook I let out an Audible gasp
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
Any able to help come up with puns the include “price”?
Pirates get a special price for corn.
They only pay a buccaneer.
Gun prices have skyrocketed recently...
Some people are saying they've shot through the roof!
I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him I’m going to learn to tailor my own clothes.
He said “Fine, suit yourself.”
I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking
It was not a Sellers market
Why does the price of balloons keep going up?
In Jamaica, the price of apple pie is $2.75, but in the Bahamas it's $3.00.
That's the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Yesterday I bought two boats at an amazing price. Heavily discounted because they didn't have motors.
If you're dying for low prices
The price of Pie ( x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
Does anyone know the price of pies in Jamaica and the Bahamas?
I'd like to know the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A t-Rex sold me a pistol for a great price.
He’s my small arms dealer.
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!
The price on these grapes is bananas!
2 jokes for the price of pun
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless.
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