Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
Always verify the price of your pie.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
You guys ever see the price of diapers?
The price of my air mattress went up this year.
Automatic inflation is great!
If the price of oil futures goes any deeper, it will hit oil.
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
When I saw the price of the audiobook I let out an Audible gasp
Any able to help come up with puns the include “price”?
I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him I’m going to learn to tailor my own clothes.
He said “Fine, suit yourself.”
I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking
It was not a Sellers market
In Jamaica, the price of apple pie is $2.75, but in the Bahamas it's $3.00.
That's the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why does the price of balloons keep going up?
The price of Pie ( x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
Does anyone know the price of pies in Jamaica and the Bahamas?
I'd like to know the pie rates of the Caribbean.
The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!
The price on these grapes is bananas!
2 jokes for the price of pun
Good news everybody! The gas prices are falling.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
The manager of a home goods store stops by the lingerie shop to ask about their prices.
The saleswoman says, "For you? A candelabra."
The doctor's price for my vasectomy was a bit steep for me, but my offer was too low for him.
In the end we split the deferens.
All the props from the bay watch TV show recently sold at auction for well over the asking price.
When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.
Have you guys seen the price of tiles these days?
I was floored when I found out.
The price of bouncy castles has doubled in the past year
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
My cat was walking on my furniture, as he does. Suddenly, he tripped on my bowling first-price award and both fell down, the award landing in the cat's anus.
Have you heard about the man who was outraged by the price of Apple's new monitor?
He bought one, but he still can't stand it.
The price of balloons is going up
Experts say it is due to inflation
I think that stores in the US displaying their prices without sales tax is simply just...
I bought a desk lamp for a dirt cheap price but it broke the day after. Went to the store to complain but I couldn’t get it fixed or refunded.
The store’s manager told me that I bought a one night stand.
The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?
Weed fed beef...
High Steaks!
Dad joke at work. At my job I have to reduce the price of hot chickens..
My colleague asked me "will they be going cheap?", I said "no they'll be going bwaark!"
Still laughing at myself.
That gas price is so low I can’t even see the sign.
Heard about the price of meat going up?
The surfing shop was forced to raise prices...
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