Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.
With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.
Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!
My buddy ended up selling his cat themed car for a lower price
It still looked great, but over the years, it started to lack in purrformance
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They’re through the roof!
I was looking into fixing the alignment of my teeth, but when I saw the price…
Four for the price of one
While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
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I just bought a beautiful boat for half price.
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The pie rates of the Caribbean.
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The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.
That price of inflation is something else!
Balloon prices are getting absurd
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
I bought a wig for only 25 cents!
It was a small price toupee
I saw male wigs on sale for $1
It’s a small price toupee
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But it was worth every penne
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He really raised the bar on that one
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
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I told her thats dirt cheap
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Nothing; it’s on the house.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
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Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
For this price? What a steal.
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He paid a steep price for what he knew.
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It was a small price toupee.
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Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
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...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
Best piece of clothing I own!
You guys ever see the price of diapers?
Always verify the price of your pie.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
I bought a boat half price...
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It was a small price toupee
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That's a small price toupee.
I bought a boat half price...
I bought a wig for a dollar......
It was a small price toupee.
How much does a chimney cost?
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