It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How much does a chimney cost?

It’s on the house.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I figured out why teslas cost so much.

It’s because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitasketball
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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It will cost a buccaneer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowsnipeeee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What music concert costs only 45 cents?

It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_zack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.

But it was only a buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...

That’s inflation for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A steak pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, in Barbados its $3

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_In-corg-nito
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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How much does it cost to get your ears pierced in Tampa Bay?

A Buccaneer

Good win for them tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaviSkater
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.

My own fault though, I kept her out too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion

But that's just a ballpark figure

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh

Nothing! It’s on the house!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.

I guess, that's inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?

Nothing ... it’s on the house.

(Ho Ho Ho)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stompya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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That one will cost you

https://preview.redd.it/6f55higqzm061.jpg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d6801bbad07681e2a3170834a834e02b1e4d07

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.

It was a grand piano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fawkes_1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a thought that costs money?

An idEA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbieismyhamster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How much did HYDRA's upgrades cost Bucky?

An arm and a leg. Luckily, he talked them down to half price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Told my wife that an apple pie cost $2.50 in Jamaica

She replied, β€œ lol ok.”

Then I told her, β€œan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”

She asked, β€œ Are we going to these places?”

I said, β€œ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datsm1015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What’s a song that costs 45Β’?

A song by 50cent ft Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuab006
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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At the store, my daughter found a shirt she liked on clearance. My wife asked her how much it cost.

I said "well, she just dropped it, so I'm gonna guess it's floor dollars."

My daughter actually gave me a fist bump for that one, which she now denies doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AuthorScottClark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruwotm8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itiswhatitiskid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherfinger420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwissCheeto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

nothing, its on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.

He asked, "do you mean a choir?"

I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I once took a librarian on a date, she cost me a fortune.

My own fault though, I kept her out too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How much does a roof cost?

Nothing, it's on the house

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corpse1984
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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How much does a chimney cost

Nothing. It's on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrenter_11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?

A Buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayQnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing - it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulFartBallCop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why did the balloon cost $100?

Because of inflation!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

Its a buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poojabber84
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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