just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Milking it for it's worth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

That's one expensive net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LupinDaThird777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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If she doesn’t appreciate your puns she’s not worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arnak94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Scientists have discovered a way to drastically slow down global warming, but it would involve destroying the Great Barrier Reef. They can't decide if it's worth it.

It's a coral dilemma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSupahDupah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.

Thatβ€˜s a really expensive net!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I just got off the phone with a professor in China. He says it's not worth getting Covid-19

As they are expecting to release Covid-20 Pro in September.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PIGG-E
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it. imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
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Needles-s to say, a pun that's worth a shot

I hate to say it but I'm not a huge fan of donating blood. I guess its cuz needles really get under my skin. But at least its not all in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooliojulio7997
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterytoast_07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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such build-up, totally worth it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/12jd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Not quite a dad joke, but worth a share.

When I was 15 I asked my dad if I was a mistake. Without skipping a step he responded: "Not until after you were born."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"

I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/refward
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Worth it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa_papito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Its worth a shot!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Great-Excuse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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This joke is worth preserving
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!

I gave him my two cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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It’s all worth a shot
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen

Now the Police have no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,

since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jjustingraham
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...

...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Did you hear about the cow competition worth 1,000,000 dollars?

The higher up you can get your cow the higher the score you get.

The steaks are rising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightBeATaco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I picture is worth a thousand groans (found on FB)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quietmerch64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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How much did you have to drink? "About a birds worth." What?

You know, toucans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDocX2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Viagra worth thousands of dollars was stolen from the pharmacy yesterday.

They are looking for hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funchaloe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I was told that buying good speakers was worth it

That was sound advice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.

That was sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Long joke ahead, but well worth it.

A while ago, there were some friars who needed to raise money, so they opened up a flower shop. Across the street, there was another flower shop that had already been open for a few years. Afraid of competition, the owner politely asked the friars to sell something else in heir shop. They refused. People liked the new flower shop better, so the first shop’s profits started dropping. Concerned that he might go out of business, the owner of the first shop asked the friars to close their shop. They refused. Some time passed, and the first shop was on the verge of bankruptcy. Desperate, the owner begged the friars to close their shop. They refused again. Then, the owner of the first shop used the last of his money to hire a hit man named Hugh Williams to beat up the friars and trash their shop. He did, and when he was done, he told the friars he’d be back if they didn’t close down. Scared for their lives, the friars agreed, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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A picture's worth a thousand words

Especially if it's a picture of a book.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StupidBunnyBoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Hoping it was whale worth posting this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gboy7373
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Longer, but worth the read
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreg13567
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Absolutely worth the read
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indian9yearolds
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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A boy asked his dad who invested in bitcoin for β€œ$10 worth of bitcoin”

He said β€œ$9.67 what do you need $10.47 for”

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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That table was worth the pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLenciusMount
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I'm not worth, give your upvotes to this man instead.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ST3R01D
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Worth it 😎😎😎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Blathoxi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Worth the read...

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.

Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time kil

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KT11616
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/podotash
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Even though my collection of shale, sandstone, limestone and coal isn't worth a whole lot...

it has a lot of sedimental value to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BpRue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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It was worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RudzBotha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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This almost makes my math textbook worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quincy396
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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A good meal is worth the wait.

But a good dessert is worth the weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nhawdge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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It’s worth the read πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeet-lol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I found a really nice chair on sale the other day, but I wasn't sure it was worth buying

I decided to sit on it for a while and decide later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waq_will
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Pennywise the clown is listed in Forbes magazine, for what It's worth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Worth it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hxsfox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zinzy2005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What to you call a shed full of $20,000 worth of power tools?

A good start!

All hail makita cordless power tools!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmate81
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?

It really puts into perspective that old adage β€œyou have to spend money to make money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LacAncilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Worth it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daman397
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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At a wedding party the dj yelled out "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living".

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.

It makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfavino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.

They’re all pretty brainless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uzersk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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My parents think my kids are worth $1000

I don't think they're so grand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Wanna hear a joke worth a thousand bucks !!?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Worth it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zak7646
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Worth it

http://imgur.com/EpyBrVc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstrike31
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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I got a couple hours worth of homework today.

Replacing light bulbs, replacing the air filter, repainting that one wall, etc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waddl3z
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Worth a donation from the nation v.redd.it/4uwutlzji5g11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ssunnlee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExPicH2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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NEWS reporter β€œAustralian border security caught teens trying to import 400 million dollars worth of ice”

Dad β€œif I knew ice was worth that much I’d put more in the fridge”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I just worked for 3 weeks in Fort Worth, and every time things would get difficult...

I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!

Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuDarkJedi
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Does anyone know if Russian roulette is worth a shot?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_a_Sloth_Here
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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Long read, but it's worth it. natethesnake.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squillem
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Youths in Asia is an issue worth discussing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristofanis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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I just spent $13 on 2 cents worth of bamboo

I got bamboozled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garshopolis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Does anyone know how much corn is worth?

There's a chance Iowa farmer a lot of money...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heoyeah9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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I've got fifty female pigs and fifty male deer. How much are they worth?

A hundred sows and bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bookfellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I melted in the 103 degree Dallas heat just to document this pun - I hope it was worth it..... imgur.com/lRgYEuB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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There was a draw for $2000 worth of free tires at the fair today

As I was filling out the entry form, I said to the girl: "If I win this, I can re-tire!"

She didn't even acknowledge the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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Why didn't anybody think making a belt from herbs was worth it?

It was a waist of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ykcin81
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Why was the pickle joke worth repeating?

Because it's a vlasic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malak77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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Totally worth it (found on /r/cyanideandhappiness)

http://explosm.net/comics/4436/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shroomenheimer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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A long joke but it's worth reading.

JJJJJJJJJooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnDanielToHell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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This list of real estate puns is as geeky as it sounds, but worth it. punreal.com/2017/03/best-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainofJT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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My dad getting his money's worth from that Photoshop class.

http://imgur.com/1rAC8h5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreborMAI
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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Jake from Vsauce 3 just made a pun worth sharing. It's a shame his location wasn't "Toyko" though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimisD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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How much is Nicole worth?

A nickel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShagaruMagara
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Really hoping this new app is worth it's weight in gold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinin82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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This post isn't worth your time...

you've already ReddIt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flame0127
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2015
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My girlfriend said that cows are worth a lot of money...

And I said, "Yeah, if you milk them for all they're worth"

She wasn't impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweetnessnde34
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.

It makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfavino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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