That's one expensive net
It's a coral dilemma.
That‘s a really expensive net!
As they are expecting to release Covid-20 Pro in September.
I hate to say it but I'm not a huge fan of donating blood. I guess its cuz needles really get under my skin. But at least its not all in vein.
When I was 15 I asked my dad if I was a mistake. Without skipping a step he responded: "Not until after you were born."
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
I gave him my two cents.
Now the Police have no leads.
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
The higher up you can get your cow the higher the score you get.
The steaks are rising.
You know, toucans.
They are looking for hardened criminals.
That was sound advice
That was sound advice.
A while ago, there were some friars who needed to raise money, so they opened up a flower shop. Across the street, there was another flower shop that had already been open for a few years. Afraid of competition, the owner politely asked the friars to sell something else in heir shop. They refused. People liked the new flower shop better, so the first shop’s profits started dropping. Concerned that he might go out of business, the owner of the first shop asked the friars to close their shop. They refused. Some time passed, and the first shop was on the verge of bankruptcy. Desperate, the owner begged the friars to close their shop. They refused again. Then, the owner of the first shop used the last of his money to hire a hit man named Hugh Williams to beat up the friars and trash their shop. He did, and when he was done, he told the friars he’d be back if they didn’t close down. Scared for their lives, the friars agreed, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.
Especially if it's a picture of a book.
He said “$9.67 what do you need $10.47 for”
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time kil... keep reading on reddit ➡
it has a lot of sedimental value to me.
But a good dessert is worth the weight.
I decided to sit on it for a while and decide later
A good start!
All hail makita cordless power tools!
It really puts into perspective that old adage “you have to spend money to make money”
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
It makes no cents.
They’re all pretty brainless.
I don't think they're so grand.
Replacing light bulbs, replacing the air filter, repainting that one wall, etc
Dad “if I knew ice was worth that much I’d put more in the fridge”
I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!
Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?
I got bamboozled.
There's a chance Iowa farmer a lot of money...
A hundred sows and bucks.
As I was filling out the entry form, I said to the girl: "If I win this, I can re-tire!"
She didn't even acknowledge the joke.
It was a waist of thyme.
Because it's a vlasic!
you've already ReddIt.
And I said, "Yeah, if you milk them for all they're worth"
She wasn't impressed.