Bread
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Does this deserve to be here?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Please just take my money you deserve it
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︎ Aug 05 2020
This deserves more recognition.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post β I pulled a small prank on the elevator
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Last week I ordered a bust of me because I thought I deserved it.
It turns out I just got ahead of myself.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Feet deserve respect.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do the laziest people deserve?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
He deserved it
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Iβm gonna buy cereal with my COVID relief money.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I named my dog Achilles.
Heβs pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
If I could be a superhero I'd be Aluminum man...
That way I could foil crime.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
This really deserves a place here
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︎ Feb 07 2020
It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
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︎ May 10 2020
Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
The crowd doesnβt deserve MC-Dino...
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︎ May 13 2020
Why do dogs float in water?
Because theyβre good buoys
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why does nobody in Antarctica have Covid-19?
Because they're too ice-o-lated
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︎ Dec 11 2020
That's a shitty joke
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do you deserve thats also a type of bagel?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
This just happened at a softball game and didnβt get the props it deserved.
My son was playing with a fly. Itβs wings were messed up so it couldnβt fly away. He was holding it and said, βDaddy, this flyβs wings are broke.β I said, βthen itβs not a fly, itβs a walk.β
I got utter silence from the people around me, though my daughter giggled a little.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why should you write βrepublicanβ in lower case?
Because they donβt deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Dad joke with props.
For Christmas my dad gave me and my siblings a stocking full of coal. Also in the stocking was stock certificates for coal companies.
He wore a well deserved shit eating grin all day.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
The one who invented the 'Knock Knock' jokes........
Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I deserved that
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︎ May 12 2019
What genre are national anthems?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Left Ctrl is more famous than Right Ctrl but deservedly so
It takes a lot more pressure to do its thing
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︎ May 01 2020
I think everyone should get married at some point in life
Noone deserves to be happy forever
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Did you hear about this new restaurant, Karma?
There's nothing on the menu. You just get what you deserve.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
They say firefighters deserve a pay rise
But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor
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︎ May 06 2020
You know, rewind doesn't get the credit it deserves...
...it's just as fast as forward.
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︎ May 19 2020
Not mine, but it deserve to be here
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Thought this deserved to be here
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︎ Nov 25 2019
This is what we deserve
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︎ Aug 03 2019
The ending we deserved
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Son: mom, dad, Iβm gay
Me: clenches fist
Wife: donβt you dare
Me: face turns red
Wife: ........
Me: hi Gay, Iβm dad.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Poooosh...
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︎ Mar 20 2020
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