i'm beginning to feel like a pun god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooopd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident, the man yelled "DOCTOR! DOCTOR, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

The doctor then replied "i know, i amputated your arms."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepyPastaKing1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I feel like this meme fits in here.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A guy wakes up in hospital and screams, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs."

Doctor replies, "Of course not, I've cut off your arms."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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A man went to the doctor’s and told him, β€œI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”

He said, β€œWow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I had pain my knees, but with the help of my doctor, I feel better.

It was a joint effort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/refward
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Ever Since 2020 It Just Feels Wrong That...

"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OranMilne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"

"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why did the pilot feel insecure?

His job was always up in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzmore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!

Well just calm down and pull yourself together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robjmcm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again

DJ vu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazyKoen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Feel free to help punctuate.

Guess who I ran into at the White House restaurant today Donald Duck He was engaging the cashier who was asking for a tip Do you know what he says Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/home_nee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I don’t know how I feel about internet speeds

It has its Ups and its Downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anchorboiii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivraj234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I feel bad for fizzy drink bottles

Their life is soda pressing.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How does a T-Rex feel after working out?

Kindasoar.

Boyfriend told me this after we discussed our workout today πŸ₯²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinxKitty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My WhatsApp emojis asked me how I feel

I told them I am very smiley today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoBody3336
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_tak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I feel the most confident telling chemistry jokes

I’m in my element when I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?

Bored to bore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saswata1194
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How did the worm feel after getting cut in half?

He was beside himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyatt1313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piano_043
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....

Why do people take rocks for granited?

I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoisapotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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You can tell how people feel about your jokes by how they treat your gate.

If they leave it alone, they like your jokes. If they steal it, they've taken a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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As a leper, I feel like I’m falling apart.

I just lost my left leg.

Edit: now my right leg.

Edit: now my left arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I’m at school and I feel the urge to use the bathroom

Me: teacher can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: it’s may Me: no it’s not, it’s December

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I feel sorry for girls in wheelchairs

Their boyfriends are always pushing them around and talking behind their backs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I feel sorry for my math teacher.

He’s always looking for his x, and when he isn’t he’s asking y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I feel like if my family and friends were selecting the epitaph for my tombstone they would go with "He meant well."

Especially if my last words were "Help! I fell in the wall!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleacher_seat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Wife after the gym: "Ugh I can't feel my arms"

reaches out and touches her arm "Oh that's ok, I'll feel them for you!"

Anyways I'm divorced now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OoRicky92oO
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.

I replied, Perhaps mourning would...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Some puns are so bad, when I hear them I feel numb

When I hear a math pun, I feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWasayAsim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I feel like this year was all about butts and twerking

You know what they say, hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nee316
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why did the plum feel so sad inside?

It was the pits

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedBigIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why do dolphins feel inadequate sometimes?

They lack porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Feel the betrayal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyarmyoverlord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I feel pain looking at this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rbooth05
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I feel so bad for the floor..

Everyone just walks all over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Doctor, I can't feel my legs!

I know, I've cut off your arms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Patient in hospital bed shouts to the doctor. Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs!

I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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