35 Hilarious Flavor Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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👤︎ u/pllarsen

📅︎ Apr 29 2021

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I'm testing how long until my gum runs out of flavor,

so it's an ex-spearmint.

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👤︎ u/bigbuzz55

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.

They prided themselves in their stock options.

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👤︎ u/Cross2085

📅︎ Mar 04 2021

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My favorite flavor.

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👤︎ u/HopefulSwine2

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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When does bubble gum have no flavor?

Postaste

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👤︎ u/SplashbackDeuce

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?

Karat cake

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👤︎ u/t3mperance-

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.

The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

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👤︎ u/Clubdrop14

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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Kid: Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?

A kid says to his dad: "Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?"

Dad: "My chips!"

Kid: "OK. But, what flavor are those chips?"

Dad: "My chips!"

Kid: "Seriously dad, what flavor are those chips?"

Dad reaches down, grabs the bag of chips, holds them up, points at the label and says: "I said they were my chips. See it says clearly on the bag Nachos."

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👤︎ u/KromMagnus

📅︎ Apr 28 2020

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hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]

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👤︎ u/Iziahzay

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....

I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 23 2020

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My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted

Chalkolate

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👤︎ u/krigito

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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many flavors of shredded cheeses

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👤︎ u/smeef37

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.

"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?

Vein-illa.

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👤︎ u/RAH1SH

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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I made dinner last night but it was late and lacked flavor.

I guess I lost track of the thyme.

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👤︎ u/Joey_the_Duck

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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Just made this up: Son, do you know what's my favorite tea flavor?

Subtle-tea!

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👤︎ u/karky214

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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What do you call a pie that you don’t know the flavor of?

A surpies

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👤︎ u/Crashtag

📅︎ Nov 14 2018

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If Sounds had a Flavor to them...

People would end up with Different Tastes in Music.

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👤︎ u/OneMonthOldAccount

📅︎ Jul 18 2018

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What is a crow’s favorite flavor of cookie?

chocolate chip peCAWn

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👤︎ u/sovietbae

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...

It was mostly a cultural exchange.

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👤︎ u/ProtoXoa

📅︎ Jul 01 2019

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What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?

Puppermint.

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👤︎ u/CharlieKilz_II

📅︎ Apr 13 2019

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I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'

It's pretty Usless

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👤︎ u/RashoMcQueen

📅︎ Oct 02 2018

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Employees at the ice cream shop were very knowledgeable about new flavors coming out...

They had the inside scoop

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 15 2018

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I wanted to add some flavor to the food I was making.

But I ran out of thyme.

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👤︎ u/Phixyus

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?

Supplemint!

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👤︎ u/ccolover

📅︎ Oct 05 2018

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What's the Lone Ranger's favorite flavor of candy?

butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum

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👤︎ u/GGCrono

📅︎ Aug 20 2018

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My girlfriend asked me "if I were ice cream what flavor would I be?"

I said butter pecan. So I could butter her up and take a peak of those cans.

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👤︎ u/Beaan

📅︎ Jul 06 2016

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What is a skeleton's favorite flavor of oatmeal?

LEECHES and SCREAM

...

woooOOOOoooOOOooo, haaaaappy hallooooweeeeen!

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👤︎ u/Scutshakes

📅︎ Oct 24 2017

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What flavor would dad jokes be if they were edible?

Pop-corny

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👤︎ u/evilplushie

📅︎ Jul 07 2016

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Blue Belle ice cream makes "camo" flavor.

I asked my daughter "can you make me a bowl of the camo ice cream? It's in the freezer, but you might have trouble finding it.."

She called me cringe-worthy.

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👤︎ u/Pinkishy

📅︎ Nov 05 2016

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Saw this flavor at my local Tom Thumb, thought y'all would enjoy.

http://i.imgur.com/CAtDJYm.jpg

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👤︎ u/L0Brau

📅︎ Sep 14 2015

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Old Herman joke. One thousand and one flavors.

Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible. Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.

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👤︎ u/clockshadow1

📅︎ Sep 06 2015

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What is the Martian's favorite flavor of ice-cream?

Marsmellow

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👤︎ u/dnap123

📅︎ Jun 30 2014

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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies

“sorry mate we only do plain.”

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 07 2019

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