I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
I'm testing how long until my gum runs out of flavor,
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.
The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
Kid: Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?
A kid says to his dad: "Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "OK. But, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "Seriously dad, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad reaches down, grabs the bag of chips, holds them up, points at the label and says: "I said they were my chips. See it says clearly on the bag Nachos."
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....
I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.
My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted
many flavors of shredded cheeses
My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?
I made dinner last night but it was late and lacked flavor.
I guess I lost track of the thyme.
Just made this up: Son, do you know what's my favorite tea flavor?
I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...
The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.
What do you call a pie that you don’t know the flavor of?
If Sounds had a Flavor to them...
People would end up with Different Tastes in Music.
What is a crow’s favorite flavor of cookie?
Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?
I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'
Employees at the ice cream shop were very knowledgeable about new flavors coming out...
They had the inside scoop
I wanted to add some flavor to the food I was making.
What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?
What's the Lone Ranger's favorite flavor of candy?
butter rum butter rum butter rum rum rum
My girlfriend asked me "if I were ice cream what flavor would I be?"
I said butter pecan. So I could butter her up and take a peak of those cans.
What is a skeleton's favorite flavor of oatmeal?
LEECHES and SCREAM
woooOOOOoooOOOooo, haaaaappy hallooooweeeeen!
What flavor would dad jokes be if they were edible?
Blue Belle ice cream makes "camo" flavor.
I asked my daughter "can you make me a bowl of the camo ice cream? It's in the freezer, but you might have trouble finding it.."
She called me cringe-worthy.
Saw this flavor at my local Tom Thumb, thought y'all would enjoy.
Old Herman joke. One thousand and one flavors.
Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible.
Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.
What is the Martian's favorite flavor of ice-cream?
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies
“sorry mate we only do plain.”