I want to make some Wu-Tang Flan
But there ainβt nothin to cut with.
Why did members of the Wu Tang Clan storm out of Danny's Filthy, Aged Seafood?
They didn't appreciate their fish coming with a side of an old, dirty bass turd.
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Why don't we eat Blue Tangs?
Because the Blue Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
What's a knife smith's favorite beverage?
Tang
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Dad : βI need to call the doctor today.β Mom : βWhich doctor?β
Dad : βNo, the regular kind.β
I told my son if he wanted a job that made women attracted to him that he should become an astronaut.
They get all the tang they want, after all.
My dream job is to be paid to measure bottles of orange softdrink...
That's just me fantasising.
Why shouldn't you eat oysters with Method Man?
Because Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to shuck with
My dad just hit me with this one
When Bruce Springsteen went to a Polynesian restaurant and was served blue tang baked in a delicious lightly caramelized sauce, what song did he write about it?
Dory Glaze
What do rappers drink in space?
Wu Tang!
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
