They said "no sorry we only have plane".
It’s a different kettle of fish altogether.
....they all just taste like airplane!?
I don’t put a lot of stock in that.
It's pretty Usless
Because it's not stroganoff
I guess I've always been a fan of subtlety
are these noodles ethically sauced?
[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes
Everyone else: good lord that was majestic
I managed to slip this into a conversation that segued from Christianity to potato based snacks within a minute of each other (Jesus - church wafers - snacks). I got three face palms out of seven.
That's my fanta sea
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
Well, I guess I better drink it before it gets too cool
Now you can finally chill
America: flavor England: flavour
England: what are you doing? America: I’m just getting rid of u
Because they are a little meteor.
Sorry sir, we only have plane!
I call it "Mesquite O's"
Because a moon rock is a little meteor
It’s sodium good
Dad: Do you know why I don't drink tea?
Dad: Because the prices are too steep.
My parents and I were sitting around having key lime pie.
Dad "It has a very sharp flavour"
Mum "That will be the lime. If you find any metal that will be the key"
My family was discussing the pros and cons of flavoured water nutritional value
[Mom]: So what is sodium?
[Bro]: Its a salt.
[Dad]: No, that's when a bad guy beats up an old lady.
stunned silence as me and Dad roar with laughter.
Took mom and bro 5 mins to get the joke.... I'm on this thread too much.