What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmymeatballs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom

I hate when she eats on the bed! Hot sauce stains, Woman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoaswows
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Let's spice it up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal

Then I realised, ain’t anybody got thyme for that.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Apparently I need to spice up my jokes because my friends have heard them all before.

I’m not very oregano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My wife tried to spice up sexy time by putting a blindfold over my eyes

I did not see that coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My sister threw spices and seasonings at me while we were putting up groceries.

I guess you could say I got a-salted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stop-right-therr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why did the Spice Girls break up?

They couldn't find any Cumin, Ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rsiKy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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How do you spice up a grammar nerd's sex life?

The Comma Sutra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinh456
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Spice up your holiday season!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahsugarplum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Daughter made this up. Where do you go to find spices they no longer use?

The Ar-chives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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What do you get when you spice up date night?

Netflix and chilis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confuseddesi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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How do tiny bakers spice it up in the bedroom?

Roll playing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saywhat23
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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One of my friends showed up late to my history presentation about spices

I told him "It was about thyme."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HangPotato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2015
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I always have this idea to spice up my teas since they are bland

I guess I should chai it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markyland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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I tried to spice my omelette up a little... but there wasn't mushroom in the pan... guess im not such a fungi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojchapman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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The kids are at grandparents house. Tonight my wife and I spice things up...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EZ-C
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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It's Thyme to spice it up!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taintnuthn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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