Spice Up Puns

A list of puns related to "Spice Up"

What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?

Nudeles

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👤︎ u/suckmymeatballs
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom

I hate when she eats on the bed! Hot sauce stains, Woman!

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👤︎ u/whoaswows
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Let's spice it up.
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👤︎ u/gaeboomering
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal

Then I realised, ain’t anybody got thyme for that.

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👤︎ u/mechie_mech_mechface
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Apparently I need to spice up my jokes because my friends have heard them all before.

I’m not very oregano.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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My wife tried to spice up sexy time by putting a blindfold over my eyes

I did not see that coming.

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👤︎ u/PleaseBeSerious
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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My sister threw spices and seasonings at me while we were putting up groceries.

I guess you could say I got a-salted

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👤︎ u/stop-right-therr
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Why did the Spice Girls break up?

They couldn't find any Cumin, Ground.

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👤︎ u/rsiKy
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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How do you spice up a grammar nerd's sex life?

The Comma Sutra.

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👤︎ u/kevinh456
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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Spice up your holiday season!
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👤︎ u/sarahsugarplum
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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Daughter made this up. Where do you go to find spices they no longer use?

The Ar-chives.

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👤︎ u/werdnadrew
📅︎ May 15 2017
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What do you get when you spice up date night?

Netflix and chilis.

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👤︎ u/confuseddesi
📅︎ Feb 27 2018
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How do tiny bakers spice it up in the bedroom?

Roll playing.

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👤︎ u/saywhat23
📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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One of my friends showed up late to my history presentation about spices

I told him "It was about thyme."

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👤︎ u/HangPotato
📅︎ Oct 06 2015
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I always have this idea to spice up my teas since they are bland

I guess I should chai it

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👤︎ u/markyland
📅︎ Jan 14 2017
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I tried to spice my omelette up a little... but there wasn't mushroom in the pan... guess im not such a fungi
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👤︎ u/ojchapman
📅︎ Apr 30 2017
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The kids are at grandparents house. Tonight my wife and I spice things up...

nsfw

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👤︎ u/EZ-C
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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It's Thyme to spice it up!
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👤︎ u/Taintnuthn
📅︎ Aug 26 2015
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