Embarrassed by the Four Seasons fiasco, Giuliani makes a statement before Parliament.
'Tis the season for original content :^)
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
There was noel
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
What is an accountant's favourite season?
How does a military fanatic season their food?
With a salt rifle and pepper spray.
To which season is bowtie pasta best suited?
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don’t mind.
I take it with a pinch of sugar.
Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland
Easily my favorite day of the year.
For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.
That would be considered a personal fowl.
I really hope this whole COVID-19 thing gets cleared up before tick season
Because then we’d have corona with Lyme
I'm so happy its tick season soon...
I enjoy a little Lyme with my Corona
Have you seen season three of the Avatar?
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
It’s Christmas movie season
I was going to take a hike in the woods today but realized tick season is starting
and I like my Corona without Lyme.
The NBA has suspended the season...
It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel
What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?
What is the lake's favorite season?
Words I hate this season.
Apps,teen,did’nt,kill,hymns,elf
With the COVID virus going around the NHL season is on ice.
US election season meats the holiday season
I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...
I don't think I have Thyme for all that!
It must be terrifying to have the last name Hall this season.
Everyone's out there trying to Deck the Halls.
This Holiday season it seems like everyone is spending a lot of money and buying cars.
I keep hearing everyone say they are buying their kids a toy yoda.
Did you know Bono did the soundtrack for the new season of "You"?
Whats the most dangerous season for elderly people?
A Jewish Dad really enjoys Christmas and the whole season
But then, he has a lot of gelt.
What's the cutest season?
What letter of the alphabet is banned during the Christmas Season?
It's allergy season...
But I'm safe cos I have allerH's.
Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?
Because they only like summer salts.
How does a cop season their food?
With assault and pepper spray!
Hopefully this whole Corona virus thing doesnt last until tick season.
If it does, we will have Corona with Lyme.
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