Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?

He had a rooting interest.

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📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Granddad joke during playoff game.

Grandpa: Who caught that touchdown?

Me: Cobb, Grandpa.

Grandpa: Doesn't he have a relation named, Corn?

collective silence and groan from rest of family

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📅︎ Jan 18 2015
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Got my friends watching the College football playoffs the other day

Friend: Oh that's so cool they have a stealth bomber flying in.

Me: Where I don't see it.

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📅︎ Jan 05 2015
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Andrew Luck "Feels Deflated" Being out of the Playoffs

This guy. We may have the NFL's Dad Joke MVP.

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📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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Pirates are in the playoffs!

Got some awesome home-made pesto from my parents. They'd been at it for a few hours before I got there from work, just in time help pluck the last batch of basil and get some to eat. Tell my sister she should charge my mom $1 an hour for her help in making the pesto.

Dad pipes in with "Good thing it wasn't corn, or you'd owe her a buck-an-ear".

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📅︎ Oct 01 2013
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Dadjoked my son watching the playoff game

They mentioned the weather and the wind, and I asked "Did they say there was a Drew Breeze?"

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📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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Talking to my brother at dinner, when a wild dad appears!

Brother: If Chelsea had to play versus Man. City in a playoff, I'd buy a ticket instead of saving for a car (soccer teams)

Me: Those tickets would be like.. £70 a piece

Dad: Man, that's a heavy ticket

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📅︎ Jan 18 2015
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