I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
After my sonβs team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
The prison fundraising boxing tournament was on again off again
The warden had to weigh the pros and cons
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︎ Nov 01 2020
How long does jousting tournament last?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why did President Trump lose the golf tournament?
All his mini strokes put him above par.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing tournament ?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
How does Sir Lancelot ship his armor to the jousting tournament?
U.S. Mail Over Knight Express
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
How did Eddie Money get himself and a friend into the backgammon tournament?
Two tickets, two pair of dice.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Did you see the face on that politician after they won a cephalopod bribery tournament?
It was quite the squid pro glow!
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf tournament?
In case he gets a hole in one!
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︎ May 26 2019
How did the apple win the boxing tournament?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
I met my wife at a scrabble tournament 20 years ago...
In September weβre going to renew our vowels.
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︎ May 10 2018
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
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︎ May 24 2019
Have you heard about the man who lost the toe sucking tournament?
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Tennis tournament in progress
What, it's still going on?
Isn't Wimble-done yet??
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︎ Jul 06 2017
I was worried the snooker tournament would start late...
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︎ Jan 02 2019
My aging dad decided to enter a kickboxing tournament
He's not athletic, and he'd never fought before. I thought he was crazy to even enter it, but he said he had a plan to win: he would wrap his feet in underwear. I didn't see how that would help, but he surprised us all and went undie-feeted.
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︎ Oct 06 2017
Why did the dog lose the arm wrestling tournament?
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︎ Jun 10 2018
What do you call a communist basketball tournament?
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︎ May 18 2017
I was barred from a recent foam-firing toy tournament for lighting my darts on fire.
They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.
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︎ Aug 30 2018
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︎ Apr 26 2014
It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament
Since good players are hard to find
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I tried organising a hide and seek tournament...
But I really struggled to find all the good players.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
After my sonβs team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
After my sonβs team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
After my sonβs team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
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︎ May 01 2019
Iβm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but Iβm having a lot of trouble.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Dec 22 2018
My idea of a professional Hide and Seek tournament failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ May 10 2019
What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Iβve been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but itβs not easy.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but couldnβt do it.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
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