Why shouldn't you date tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I just returned from my MIL's funeral, she was hit on the head during a tennis match & killed
It was a lovely service...
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
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︎ Dec 01 2020
A tennis ball bounces into a bar.
Before anyone else says anything, it said,
"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I haven't lost a game of tennis in over a decade.
I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend
Love meant nothing to her.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Put on some tennis shoes
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Did you hear they came up with a new version of tennis?
They're calling it elevennis.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
To keep fit, Iโve taken up quiet tennis.
Itโs like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I want to play tennis, but my tennis glove is torn.
I guess Iโll have to settle for bad mitten.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
They have a high rate of return
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︎ Jun 08 2020
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you donโt need...
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︎ May 27 2020
Her: Iโm done with you. You are way too old to be obsessed with being a tennis umpire!
Me: Iโm only forty, love.
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︎ May 15 2020
A large cat just carried off one of my tennis shoes!
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︎ Jun 14 2020
If Catholic holy women wear Converse tennis shoes...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
When's the best time to play tennis?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??
Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.
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︎ May 31 2020
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, โWhatโs your favourite planet?โ
Her: Itโs Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Tennis Factory
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Why can't Tennis players ever find happiness?
Love means nothing to them
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Tennis champion right here
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Why did the tennis player go to jail
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball
We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Question, do I have to watch oneis twois etc before I watch tennis?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
I wanted to subscribe to r/tennis
But I couldn't handle the constant back and forth
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︎ Oct 19 2019
What do you call a tennis player who canโt clean his house?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Why is tennis such a loud game?
Because each player raises a racket
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I bought some tennis shoes but they're absolutely useless.
Next time I'll just pay for a racket.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Never fall for a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
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︎ May 23 2020
Why do tennis players have a high divorce rate?
Love means nothing to them
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︎ May 28 2020
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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︎ May 17 2020
Why should you never date a tennis pro?
Because love means nothing to them.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
what do you call a woman who can stretch her legs across a tennis court?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I had a game of quiet tennis today
Itโs just like regular tennis but without the racket
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Never get involved with a tennis player...
...love means nothing to them.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Why can't you trust tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them.
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︎ May 21 2019
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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