Why shouldn't you date tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
I just returned from my MIL's funeral, she was hit on the head during a tennis match & killed
It was a lovely service...
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
A tennis ball bounces into a bar.
Before anyone else says anything, it said,
"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
I haven't lost a game of tennis in over a decade.
I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade.
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
I had to break up with my tennis-playing girlfriend
Love meant nothing to her.
Did you hear they came up with a new version of tennis?
They're calling it elevennis.
There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.
To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
I want to play tennis, but my tennis glove is torn.
I guess I’ll have to settle for bad mitten.
Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
They have a high rate of return
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...
Her: I’m done with you. You are way too old to be obsessed with being a tennis umpire!
Me: I’m only forty, love.
A large cat just carried off one of my tennis shoes!
If Catholic holy women wear Converse tennis shoes...
When's the best time to play tennis?
Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??
Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
Why can't Tennis players ever find happiness?
Love means nothing to them
Tennis champion right here
Why did the tennis player go to jail
My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball
We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.
Question, do I have to watch oneis twois etc before I watch tennis?
I wanted to subscribe to r/tennis
But I couldn't handle the constant back and forth
What do you call a tennis player who can’t clean his house?
Why is tennis such a loud game?
Because each player raises a racket
I bought some tennis shoes but they're absolutely useless.
Next time I'll just pay for a racket.
Never fall for a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
Why do tennis players have a high divorce rate?
Love means nothing to them
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Why should you never date a tennis pro?
Because love means nothing to them.
what do you call a woman who can stretch her legs across a tennis court?
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket
Never get involved with a tennis player...
...love means nothing to them.
Why can't you trust tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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