Sumo, judo, jujutsu, better watch out,

These are just a few of the japanese words I know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littletortle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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How do you make Bagels?...

You use a little Judo.

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Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?

Judo

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I saw a Japanese martial artist I know, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He's confused and said "I don't believe we've met"

I said "I recognize Judo"

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What martial art does Linux use?

judo

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What do you call a court justice who is skilled in martial arts?

Judge Judo

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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So my dad teaches a martial arts class..

...and one of his students asked what he knew besides Judo. He said "Well I also know Karate and at least three other Japanese words."

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God dammit uncle Rick

Me: Didn't you do jiu jitsu when you were younger?

Uncle Jerry: No, I did Judo.

Mom: What's Judo?

Uncle Rick: It's what bagels are made of.

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