10 Hilarious Judo Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What's the difference between karate and judo?

Karate is a method of self defense, while judo is what bagels are made from.

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👤︎ u/scarletnumberzz

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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Sumo, judo, jujutsu, better watch out,

These are just a few of the japanese words I know

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👤︎ u/Littletortle

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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I got into a fight with my Mexican neighbor and he started to make train noises while holding a gun

He said "I'm going to choo choo"

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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How do you make Bagels?...

You use a little Judo.

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👤︎ u/Retrotone

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?

Judo

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👤︎ u/rasberryjam5151

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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I saw a Japanese martial artist I know, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He's confused and said "I don't believe we've met"

I said "I recognize Judo"

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👤︎ u/OfficialChairleader

📅︎ Jan 30 2019

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What do you call a court justice who is skilled in martial arts?

Judge Judo

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👤︎ u/Putin__Nanny

📅︎ Mar 31 2017

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So my dad teaches a martial arts class..

...and one of his students asked what he knew besides Judo. He said "Well I also know Karate and at least three other Japanese words."

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👤︎ u/pFrog

📅︎ Dec 24 2014

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God dammit uncle Rick

Me: Didn't you do jiu jitsu when you were younger?

Uncle Jerry: No, I did Judo.

Mom: What's Judo?

Uncle Rick: It's what bagels are made of.

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👤︎ u/tcoons

📅︎ Jan 01 2014

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