Snowboard Puns

...he went downhill very quickly after that.

It went downhill fast

“I play a little guitar!"

Because they always use slideshow!

He was craving a hot pocket.

Because they only know about half pipes

Setup:

  I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)

  The joke:

  dad: "what are you doing?"

  me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"

  dad: "well hurry up and let's skedaddle ski-daddle"

  I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.

I told them the only puns I have going downhill are the ones about skiers and snowboarders.

My father and I were snowboarding and we stopped for lunch and we both ate. I had a burger, he had a bowl of chili. Didn't think much of. Later we get back on the chair lift and he just won't stop FARTING. He says to me, "Man that chili gave me a lot of gas." to which I responded with, "No shit." to which he responded, "Not yet." *cue shitty laughter from him and a slightly annoyed son.

Family was sitting down, watching the Snowboard Cross finals

Me: "Man, it'd be cool to be in the crowd for this"

Dad: "Yeah you'd probably find it so cool that it's actually cold"

25 years into his life as a dad and he's still going strong with the classics.