Anyone wanna take a stab at some good fencing puns?
One of my friends was really in to fencing until his weapon broke
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
Just received a masters degree in 'garden fencing'.
I am now a post graduate.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
A riposte!
I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing .....
My neighbour is dead against it.
When fencing, my friend acted like he collapsed unconscious from fright upon sight of his opponent's epee...
He feinted.
I was bored and looking for a hobby, so I picked up fencing.
The neighbours said that they will call the cops if I don’t put it back.
I was feeling really bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing as a hobby.
My neighbors are threatening to call the cops if I don’t stop.
TIL Reddit is quite similar to fencing.
Full of ripostes.
Why did the kids run away from the guy fencing off alleyways?
He was an alley gater.
Request - Fencing/Christmas Related Pun
We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.
In high school, Stanley Tucci was the pride of his fencing class
They called him Stanley Touché
A few days ago I made a comment that if there was a scandal at a fencing company, someone'd start calling it Gategate. Today, someone kicked my gate apart.
I got into fencing recently but it got pretty boring
What’s the point you know?
I was going to make a joke about fencing
But I decided not to. It would’ve been a repost
Fencing, just kidding. A bit of swordplay for ya!
I was gonna tell joke about fencing...
... but then it would be a riposte.
I wanted to make a fencing joke here...
but I was afraid it would be a riposte.
Jon and Bryan take up fencing. . . legoshenanigans.wordpress…
