Anyone wanna take a stab at some good fencing puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanyew3sttt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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One of my friends was really in to fencing until his weapon broke

Apparently now it’s dull and pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSunCraze
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Just received a masters degree in 'garden fencing'.

I am now a post graduate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Fencing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSneakySix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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heh fencing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CartoonNet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?

A riposte!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamuelTurn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing .....

My neighbour is dead against it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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When fencing, my friend acted like he collapsed unconscious from fright upon sight of his opponent's epee...

He feinted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I was bored and looking for a hobby, so I picked up fencing.

The neighbours said that they will call the cops if I don’t put it back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was feeling really bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing as a hobby.

My neighbors are threatening to call the cops if I don’t stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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TIL Reddit is quite similar to fencing.

Full of ripostes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Why did the kids run away from the guy fencing off alleyways?

He was an alley gater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ckaragia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Request - Fencing/Christmas Related Pun

We need a team name for a Christmas fencing competition. The best name wins a prize, and should hopefully be funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FakeSalsa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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In high school, Stanley Tucci was the pride of his fencing class

They called him Stanley TouchΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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A few days ago I made a comment that if there was a scandal at a fencing company, someone'd start calling it Gategate. Today, someone kicked my gate apart.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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I got into fencing recently but it got pretty boring

What’s the point you know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I was going to make a joke about fencing

But I decided not to. It would’ve been a repost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Which celebrity is good at fencing?

Katy Parry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InternetBull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Fencing, just kidding. A bit of swordplay for ya!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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I was gonna tell joke about fencing...

... but then it would be a riposte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRideHonda2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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I wanted to make a fencing joke here...

but I was afraid it would be a riposte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhys95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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Jon and Bryan take up fencing. . . legoshenanigans.wordpress…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDThigpen
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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I'm taking fencing lessons:

Me: I'm going to start fencing next month!
Dad: Wood, or chain-link?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd1989
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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