I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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Bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don't know what the hell he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatPaddyHaugen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping' all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sickycrimson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what they laced it with,but I've been trippin' all day

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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My drug dealer was arrested, so a friend recommended I buy from a guy named Eclipse.

After meeting, I didn’t buy anything from him.. He seemed a little shady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pirate720
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer

They both have bad joints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketGlove1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer

He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies

It was an edible arrangement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunmorgus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer

As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0DEWzard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m8tt_4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping the whole day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzlt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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A bird addicted to drugs goes to their dealer.

Trying to get their fix, they buy a quaailude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoChips23415
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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What does a duck say to the drug dealer

He says β€œwhere’s the quack”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBAFFFFFFFFF69
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.

They both crack people up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sombody_somwere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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My drug dealer is a funny guy.

He cracks me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...

But I was trippin all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?

Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Drug dealers these days...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashG1080
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?

He kept hitting on 17.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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When we dropped off the car for service, we got the last courtesy car on the dealer's lot.

It was the loner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I’m not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer one time

Idk what he laced them with, I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futurepimpdaddy
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

Not sure what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onli-Wan-Kenoli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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a drug dealer is selling drugs

a woman and a man walk up to him
she then says "weed like some"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Larryfacejr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightstar76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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I got these shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’m trippin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brbsmith916
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I just bought new shoes from my drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Father_Davinci
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a weed dealer in a suit?

A cannabusinessman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarsDiamond
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-caped-cadaver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer today.

I don't know what he laced it with, but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basherblade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Why are piano dealers so shady?

They sell lots of organs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced it with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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My dealer deals marijuana really cheap.

When it comes to bags, it's a dollar for twenty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealNumber44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What did the forgetful genius say to the drug dealer? /user/am_I_right_or_what/…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Did I tell you about the shoes I bought from my old drug dealer?

I dont know what they were laced with but I was tripping allll day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukewatson6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I bought shoes from my drug dealer...

I don't know what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDOG0906
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.

Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleLionTower
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I got these shoes from my drug dealer.

I think they're laced with something, because I keep tripping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meanbean005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday

I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I got shoes from a drug dealer once

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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A drug dealer walks into a bar.

He just finished his shift at the pharmacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I paid a car dealership a monthly fee to drive a car for 2 years then after that I would return the car to the dealer...

It was the leased of my worries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer,

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

Edit: Thanks for the platinum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infyty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My drug dealer is a real comedian.

He cracks me up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaLimitless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I bought a shoe from a drug dealer

He laced it with something I kept tripping all day long

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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So I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UMANG1207
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What is a drug dealer's favourite sport?

Cro-caine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.

I Have no clue what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazytiger89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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One time I bought shoes from a drug dealer..

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darlesmycat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a drug dealer who also warns you about its harmful effects?

A Harmacist (harm assist)

PS:- Sorry I am not high today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrainzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Who is the best drug dealer?

Medusa, because she can easily get you stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bumble5k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Did you hear about the drug dealer that was hit by a bus?

He got busted.

Edit: Thank you stranger for the silver!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkman203
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedy-McLeadfoot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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How do you slow down a drug dealer?

Speed bumps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Red_Mailbox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elisxdd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

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πŸ“…︎ May 29
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I once bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTonz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was trippin’ all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day...

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginGodYog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZosoBoi1275
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bro_gabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My drug dealer cracks me up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once...

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-_one-_guy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today!

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothManSam5
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkWallMedic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmy-jen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I dont know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eilsel06
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve_es
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH4RL130H
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I bought some shoes from my local drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purpleman1014
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was trippin’ all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexanderlch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberlord50
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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