I bought a pair of shoes from this drug dealer yesterday

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping the whole day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Descator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_rafikki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why should you be worried about your daughter’s vegan drug dealer?

Because he might celery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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How do you call a skinny drug dealer?...

Slim shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsyourboi103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?

They are always showing their crack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noblegamer789
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'

Obviously a sham rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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T-Rex dealer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thez1337
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What did the masochist say to the blackjack dealer?

Hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Zuriel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My drug dealer is hilarious He *cracks* me up

Follow me on twitter for more! πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J4ke13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bombxing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don't know what the hell he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatPaddyHaugen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what they laced it with,but I've been trippin' all day

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer

They both have bad joints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketGlove1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer

As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0DEWzard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer

He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies

It was an edible arrangement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunmorgus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m8tt_4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What does a duck say to the drug dealer

He says β€œwhere’s the quack”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBAFFFFFFFFF69
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?

Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping the whole day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzlt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?

He kept hitting on 17.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A bird addicted to drugs goes to their dealer.

Trying to get their fix, they buy a quaailude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoChips23415
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...

But I was trippin all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.

They both crack people up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sombody_somwere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I’m not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My drug dealer is a funny guy.

He cracks me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Drug dealers these days...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashG1080
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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When we dropped off the car for service, we got the last courtesy car on the dealer's lot.

It was the loner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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a drug dealer is selling drugs

a woman and a man walk up to him
she then says "weed like some"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Larryfacejr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

Not sure what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onli-Wan-Kenoli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer one time

Idk what he laced them with, I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futurepimpdaddy
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I got these shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’m trippin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brbsmith916
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightstar76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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What do you call a weed dealer in a suit?

A cannabusinessman!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarsDiamond
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behrkon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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The other day I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

Man, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slams0ne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I once bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTonz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-caped-cadaver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was trippin’ all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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