Dealer Puns

A list of puns related to "Dealer"

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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T-Rex dealer
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👤︎ u/thez1337
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer

They both have bad joints

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👤︎ u/PocketGlove1
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer

He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories

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👤︎ u/forrestree
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies

It was an edible arrangement

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👤︎ u/sunmorgus
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer

As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.

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👤︎ u/C0DEWzard
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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A bird addicted to drugs goes to their dealer.

Trying to get their fix, they buy a quaailude.

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👤︎ u/PotatoChips23415
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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What does a duck say to the drug dealer

He says “where’s the quack”.

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👤︎ u/theBAFFFFFFFFF69
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.

They both crack people up.

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👤︎ u/sombody_somwere
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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My drug dealer is a funny guy.

He cracks me up.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?

Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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Drug dealers these days...
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👤︎ u/FlashG1080
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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👤︎ u/ivanthemute
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?

He kept hitting on 17.

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👤︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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When we dropped off the car for service, we got the last courtesy car on the dealer's lot.

It was the loner.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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a drug dealer is selling drugs

a woman and a man walk up to him
she then says "weed like some"

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👤︎ u/Larryfacejr
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do you call a weed dealer in a suit?

A cannabusinessman!

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👤︎ u/LarsDiamond
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why are piano dealers so shady?

They sell lots of organs.

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👤︎ u/CobaltD70
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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My dealer deals marijuana really cheap.

When it comes to bags, it's a dollar for twenty.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyZillion
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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What did the forgetful genius say to the drug dealer? /user/am_I_right_or_what/…
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👤︎ u/am_I_right_or_what
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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I got these shoes from my drug dealer.

I think they're laced with something, because I keep tripping.

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👤︎ u/meanbean005
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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I paid a car dealership a monthly fee to drive a car for 2 years then after that I would return the car to the dealer...

It was the leased of my worries.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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My drug dealer is a real comedian.

He cracks me up!

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👤︎ u/ZaLimitless
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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I bought a shoe from a drug dealer

He laced it with something I kept tripping all day long

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👤︎ u/adithya_manslaughter
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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What is a drug dealer's favourite sport?

Cro-caine.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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What do you call a drug dealer who also warns you about its harmful effects?

A Harmacist (harm assist)

PS:- Sorry I am not high today.

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👤︎ u/ibrainzz
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Who is the best drug dealer?

Medusa, because she can easily get you stoned.

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👤︎ u/bumble5k
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Did you hear about the drug dealer that was hit by a bus?

He got busted.

Edit: Thank you stranger for the silver!

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👤︎ u/junkman203
📅︎ May 24 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/elisxdd
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don't know what the hell he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/ThatPaddyHaugen
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping' all day

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👤︎ u/Sickycrimson
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what they laced it with,but I've been trippin' all day

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👤︎ u/confused-avocado72
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.

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👤︎ u/m8tt_4
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping the whole day.

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👤︎ u/tzlt
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...

But I was trippin all day!

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👤︎ u/superto3
📅︎ May 18 2020
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

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👤︎ u/SomolianButtPirate
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Sattoth
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I once bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/TheTonz
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I’m not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Rafapex
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05
📅︎ May 01 2020
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer one time

Idk what he laced them with, I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Futurepimpdaddy
📅︎ May 05 2020
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

Not sure what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Onli-Wan-Kenoli
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Knightstar76
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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I got these shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’m trippin’

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👤︎ u/brbsmith916
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was trippin’ all day.

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👤︎ u/stinkerhubbin
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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I just bought new shoes from my drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day.

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👤︎ u/Father_Davinci
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day...

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/OriginGodYog
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/the-caped-cadaver
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer today.

I don't know what he laced it with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/basherblade
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced it with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/coolman965
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/RealNumber44
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Did I tell you about the shoes I bought from my old drug dealer?

I dont know what they were laced with but I was tripping allll day

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👤︎ u/sirlukewatson6
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/discotekastrobia53
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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I bought shoes from my drug dealer...

I don't know what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/GDOG0906
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.

Not sure what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/NobleLionTower
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday

I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
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👤︎ u/ZosoBoi1275
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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My drug dealer cracks me up.
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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once...

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/that-_one-_guy
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/bro_gabe
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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I got shoes from a drug dealer once

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today!

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer,

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

Edit: Thanks for the platinum!

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👤︎ u/infyty
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/SlothManSam5
📅︎ May 23 2019
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/DarkWallMedic
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/jimmy-jen
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I dont know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/eilsel06
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/steve_es
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

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👤︎ u/CH4RL130H
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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So I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day
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👤︎ u/UMANG1207
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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One time I bought shoes from a drug dealer..

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/darlesmycat
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.

I Have no clue what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/lazytiger89
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I bought some shoes from my local drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Purpleman1014
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day!

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👤︎ u/Speedy-McLeadfoot
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was trippin’ all day

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👤︎ u/alexanderlch
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day
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👤︎ u/The_magic_unicorn96
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/RAMBOxBAGGINS
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Cyberlord50
📅︎ May 06 2019
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/rodunk
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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