The day was raining like fish blown up by dynamite. The only jacket I had for the situation was fire Red with layered protection from such fish. I'm going to my college computer lab, trying to get my 24 hours of time in there done. It requires you to sign in with your student ID.
"May I see you card?" the teacher asks.
"Sure... So, how much time do I have allotted?" I asked after she signed me in.
"Huh? Oh, wait, sorry, can I see your card again? "
"Wait, I don't own a Cardigan"
Being an English teacher, she smiled and caught it quickly, "No, your card, but your jacket might suffice otherwise."
Edit: This might be too much setup for a stiff joke.
The cashier said nevermind
I looked down at my shirt and said, "but I like my polo".
I had to explain it, but once she got it she thought it was hilarious. I'm very proud of this joke.
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
I hear it's worthless if you don't charge it
“Zulus?”
“No I usually won”
"You know, one would have been enough."
Too many cheetahs
It was cache only.
Guess you could call me a Jack of all spades
I guess it's worth a shot.
I told him it's because they are stationary
Bastards.
.. Only got 20%Off
I'm a big deal around here.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
Sharon is Karen
She shouted back from the other room "It's an ultimatum."
on Sonday.
So I'll wear a cardigan
Only been getting 25% off.
Straight flush
...My dad told me to snap out of it.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
Qui-Gon Jinn
It was my climb-it change.
I only managed to get 20% off.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
"You know, 1 would have been fine"
...that’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
He said “Thanks Son, but one would be enough”
The steaks were getting pretty high
“You know, one would have been enough.”
