A list of puns related to "Membership Card"
Me: well; someone has to pay the devilβs dues
Friend: damn it.
At work, I had to take off and re-seat the tire on the front wheel of my bicycle. I took the wheel up to my cube to do it. As I was taking it, I passed someone in the stairwell. My dad joke was, βIβm tired.β
LAME!! Shouldβve said βIβm retiring. Wish me luck!β
Shameful.
Everytime the cashier asks if I have one I reply that it expired!
I said, "Lady, we just met!"
Luckily, she had a great sense of humor. She was referring to, of course, a phone number for a rewards member look-up, but Hannaford Supermarkets does not have a membership card anymore; it was too easy, I had to tease her!
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