Your uncle just loves to up the ante.
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Import-ant pun
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant β¦ dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!
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︎ Apr 07 2021
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
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︎ May 22 2021
Whatβs the best kind of ant?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
If an ant becomes useless....
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What's worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ May 26 2021
What do you call an ant that never learned to listen?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Why are ants immune to the coronavirus?
Because they have anty bodys.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Why are ants always intelligent? Because they always have the ANTswer
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why donβt ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because theyβre full of anty bodies
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why did the ant call a repairman?
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︎ May 20 2021
Why donβt ants get sick?
They have little anty bodies
(Courtesy of my fellow dad LT)
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︎ Mar 02 2021
They really mis-named the superhero called "Ant-man"
He should really be called Uncle.
Can't really take credit, my nieces made the joke while watching the movie. Regionally "Aunt" is pronounced as "ant"
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What kind of ant smells the best?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I know an ant who's been driving ride shares for a while and just switched to Lyft
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I just saw a super big ant
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Ants are cool
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call the acid in an ant?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Ten ants...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Why can't ants catch Covid?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Theyβre all girls, otherwise theyβd be uncles!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do ants take when they want to hallucinate ?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Why donβt ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
Edit: THANK YOU!! Kind stranger whoever you are out there, for the silver!! Just trying to keep the kids facepalming and the wives eye rolling. You guys are awesome!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why does ants donβt bite after they grow taller?
Because theyβre tolerant.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)
Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
From my 3yo: what do you call a 100-year-old ant?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I have a business selling foreign ants.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Single ants can live to be 29 years old. Do you know why?
Because they have little antibodies.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Why were the ants enthusiastic about next month?
They had to MARCH into April.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act
I said βyouβre not Adam Ant!β, he said βyeah i am.β we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Ant Gender Identifier
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︎ Oct 02 2020
A group of ant's working together is called
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What kind of ants keep coming back?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Which species of ant is the biggest?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Ants
How do you tell if an ant is male or female?
You throw it in water, if it sinks it's female if it floats it's male because it's a boy ant.
Don't hate me, I'll show myself out
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have anty bodies
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︎ Apr 26 2021
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks itβs a girl ant. If it floats however...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Theyβre all girls, otherwise theyβd be called uncles
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︎ Mar 15 2021
How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Stick it in water. If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's a buoyant.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why donβt ants get sick
Because they have Ant-ibodies
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have little antibodies
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︎ Nov 10 2020
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
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