Your uncle just loves to up the ante.
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Import-ant pun
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Why donβt ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because theyβre full of anty bodies
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Why donβt ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.
Edit: THANK YOU!! Kind stranger whoever you are out there, for the silver!! Just trying to keep the kids facepalming and the wives eye rolling. You guys are awesome!
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Ants are cool
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How do we know all ants are girls?
Because if they were boys and weβd call them uncles.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Ant Gender Identifier
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What do ants take to get high?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
Son, we are now Europeants!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What's worse than ants in your pants ?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call the British Empire for ants?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Did you know ants which have a little more height, don't have toes?
Because they lack toes in taller ants.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I just came back from another country with an ant...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
You can easily know antβs gender by putting them on the water
If it sinks, girl ant, if it floats, buoyant.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
ants
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︎ Jul 22 2020
"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Ant thats the truth
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Who are the ants married to?
Ants are married to uncles.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
Now Iβm their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I dug up an ant hill and some of these ants had two little balls on their abdomen. What are they?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Why have you never seen ants or bugs going to church?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Why are all ants English?
because they like to colonize.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.
If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Boi Ant
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Why don't ants get COVID-19?
They have little anty bodies!
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Where do all these ants come from?
Grandparents. Thatβs where a(u)nts come from.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
There were a lot of dead ants in my drink for some reasons
So I guess you could call them my ant tea bodies
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︎ Aug 26 2020
ANTYbodies
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why don't ants get coronavirus?
Because they're good at keeping 6 feet apart.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Do you know that ants never get sick?
It's because they have anty bodies.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
My 13-year-old told me he has an ant bite.
I asked if he has an Uncle Chew.
He hasn't acknowledged me in half an hour.
I can't stop laughing.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?
Socially dissed ant
Courtesy of my dad
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call a swimming male ant?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They are all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have little antibodies
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why donβt ants get COVID?
Because they have ant bodies.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
HOW DO YOU TELL THE SEX OF AN ANT?
Put it in water if it sinks itβs a girl if it floats itβs aboyant
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Why are ants British?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Drop it in water.
If it sinks:girl ant
If it floats itβs...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How to tell the gender of an ant?
If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it floats...
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︎ Apr 18 2020
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Drop them in water.
The girl ant sinks
The boy ant floats
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I saw 10 ants in my kitchen this morning
... I guess I must be their landlord and they my tenants.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Why don't ants get coronavirus
Because they have antibodies
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Whats worse than ants in your pants?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why donβt ants get sick?
They have little anty bodies
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