Why don’t vampires play poker?
They are afraid of the stakes
Know why they don't play poker in the jungle?
What do you call a bison who cheats at poker?
Why do soccer referees never fold in poker?
Because they always call the flop.
You know why gay people can't win poker?
Cause they can't keep a straight face.
I saw some cows in the field smoking a joint and playing poker.
Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
My poker cards yesterday were so shitty
Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?
A good flush will beat a full house every time.
I held the nuts in a poker game once,
It meant a great deal to me.
Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?
There’s too many cheetahs.
I wanted to get a poker game together for my birthday,
But with COVID I don’t think it’s in the cards.
It’s not wrong to play Poker,
as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.
I was once invited to a poker game in the ocean.
I didn’t go though, sounded kind of fishy.
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He's finding it hard to deal with.
People who do Origami make terrible poker players...
What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?
I’ve just won a few hands in poker.
Some people really will gamble anything.
I found out why Jaromir Jagr will never call when he's playing poker
There were some people who were playing poker in a slaughterhouse on top of a mountain.
It was a high-steaks game.
I was playing poker with my infant son, when I told him...
... I'll raise you
PS: Happy Mother's Day.... Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad!
My pet crow is awful at poker...
What does Batman do when he's losing at poker ?
What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?
A royal flush is better than a full house
Apparently origami enthusiasts are bad at poker
The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.
He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.
It's quite hard to beat a toilet at poker...
A poker player would never make any money if he sat in a folding chair.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
From my wife while watching Kardashians play poker.
"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker."
I married right.
Why don’t laundromat owners ever win at poker?
why cant you play poker in a jungle
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?
Why shouldn't you play poker in the serengeti?
Why don't people play poker in the jungle
There's too many cheetahs
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing poker
That's right!! The steaks were pretty high.
Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...
Some cows were caught smoking weed an playing poker.
Yes, the steaks were very high.
Why are gays bad at poker?
They can't keep a straight face
Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?
Why don’t wild cats play Poker?
Why don't they play any poker in the jungle?
Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?
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