When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?

Do human cannonballs get fired?

Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?

Do prostitutes get laid off?

Do trapeze artists get let go?

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Hook me up!

Every time I walk by this "Liquor" fire department connection at Costco I have to fight the urge to make a "hook me up" joke to anyone within earshot.

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👤︎ u/kicksoda
📅︎ Jul 29 2014
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