"That shit is getting old," I told him.
PS: Do I get any extra credit if this is a real story?
I said, “that would be off the chain.”
It's an anti-septic.
Because William Shatner
The times they are a chain gin.
Because it was his duty.
Now it's clogged.
...one is a plumber.
It’ll just come back to bite you.
It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!
Because it was his doody!
He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it
a whole lotta gang shit
Because a flush always beats a pair.
I mean that's a... crappy job.