I like to keep all my bases covered.
"I'm getting a re-straining order!"
Pair o' sights!
I told him I'd have to check my colander.
They were having fun at my ex pence.
That's just grate.
It's all downhill from here.
I said I'd check my colander.
She told em to pipe down.
First you should take it out for a spin.
Let that sink in
“Hey, I peed in the sink”
It was a grate idea.
They were to small, so i respond with well there goes $0.99 down the drain
right into HIS CABINET!
John said succinctly.
I said "Maybe it's Beta off now. In a Beta place."
He said I was a terrible person. So then I said "I wouldn't Beta-n these jokes getting and happier"
I was getting my five year old son out of the bathtub tonight, and we started the water draining while he dried off. The army of bath toys slowly made their way to the drain end of the tub, when I noticed things had slowed down a little bit. I fished around and found a plastic toy seal had blocked the drain. Picking it up, I said "looks like the drain has been sealed".
My son looks at me for a moment, and as soon as the penny drops and he gets it he starts cracking up. Several attempts were made to re-seal the drain after that.